I've destroyed a Buccees shitter!

I wish I made it to Kohls.....I shat my pants at a convenience store checkout earlier today. Luckily I sensed the fart had some moisture and clamped down as quickly as possible to limit the damage.

Wetness made it to my shorts and the dark blue navy color kept my secret safe.....:spock:

All those $100 lunches can't be good for your bowels.

Someone took too big of a shit at the Kohl’s in Shawnee today:

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/aFVE7y1C9n

Dammit, I was hoping simply red came back to update us on his Kohl poops. I'm sad.

I have an update. I was the Shawnee Kohls shitting bandit today. I missed. Wide right. Sorry. The gas station salmon was a bad choice.

https://i.ibb.co/RhhR67L/crockyj.jpg

Sure it wasn’t in Belize?

Me too.

i wont poop anywhere that doesnt have a bidet.

Fewer places to shit at Kohl’s:


https://www.foxbusiness.com/retail/k...theyre-located

Just a PSA when you’re looking for a place to drop a load

Tryin to keep the man down man!

Grammar police here. Shat or shitted? Not sure.

You can employ poetic license here if everything else is perfect. The world will assume you drifted off the path there on purpose for emphasis.

Or, simply, "I shit at Kohl's today"? :hmmm: