I have heard a lot of nasty stories from my fraternity brothers in college but his easily blow any off em away.

Neither you or this NASTY chick has ever heard of toxic shock syndrome? Try WebMD.

She is my ex from about 6 years ago.

Ghost.......It sounds to Iowanian, given your history, and ability to attract the most stanky available, you could probably make alot of financial gain by going into the catfish and coon/coyote bait business.

Not only do I think Yung is correct, I'm guessing your unit will end up being a case study there someday.

Found in a different thread...seemed approiate.

http://www.lisawhiteman.com/pictures...eadmouse04.jpg

Dear Iowanian,

I've just noticed of-late that my voice has become higher, I've taken to the Oparah show, and that I've become plagued with unexplained and sudden fits of uncontrolled sobbing. This coincided with a ice-water bath that was prescribed as a part of my treatment for a nasty goin pull....suffered during a national mudwrestling/Twister championships.

Any thoughts or suggestions?

Uncomfortable Rob

Dear Uncomfortable Rob,

You're middle aged now. Stop mud wrestling, or those gals are going to be the death of you, Blue.



duuuuust in the wiiiiiiiiind

Dear Iowanian:

Can anyone stop Rich Scanlon from carrying out his his plan of total world domination?

Dear Dr IOWAN:

Sometimes when I go to the public bathrooms, some men choose to go to the stalls to urinate, rather than go to the urinals, which are vacant. They even close and lock the doors. Why do they do this?

<i>I've just noticed of-late that my voice has become higher, I've taken to the Oparah show, and that I've become plagued with unexplained and sudden fits of uncontrolled sobbing. This coincided with a ice-water bath that was prescribed as a part of my treatment for a nasty goin pull</i>

I don't want to step on the doctors toes but my take is that the ice caused your balls to run so far up inside your body in search of warmth that they became ovaries. You are now a woman and just haven't realized it yet.

I hope this clears up your , um, confusion.

At least she wiped her ass...

Oh wait...dead mice? Maybe not :Lin:

Dear Iowanian,

My girl says that we can't fool around any more until I get less 'fraid of commitment' or something like that. What should I do?

Ghostof', I'm glad you're out there dude. You seem to be a magnet for, shall we say, less desirable women. That leaves the more desirable ones for the rest of us.

:toast: Here's to you for taking one for the rest of the team.

Titus, is there a reason why you would want to?

*colour me confused *

For some reason I don't know that he looks at it that way... :shake: