Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 10140619)

If she didn't **** anyone before me, that would have made her either an inexperienced virgin or one of the un****able masses. Neither are good options.



This. She took some other dude home from the Halloween party the three of us attended. His closing skills were poor to nonexistent.

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10140773)

I've never ****ed a chick that smashed a homie but I've had a few friends that smashed after I did. Three times, actually.

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 10140741)

Sounds like his closing skills weren't that poor if he smashed her a few times.

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 10141000)

Throw shade all you want, but she was several levels hotter than the most attractive chick you'll ever have sexual relations with.

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 10141049)

Your friend hit it several times then passed it to you and you make it sound like he didn't know how to close the deal then you get salty when someone states the obvious lol have fun kissing your friends dick bruh

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 10141049)

Your friend hit it several times then passed it to you and you make it sound like he didn't know how to close the deal then you get salty when someone states the obvious lol have fun kissing your friends dick bruh

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10141125)

Ah, shit. That reminds me..

Back when I was 18 I made out with a chick at a party. I found out the next morning that she gave my friend head and he ****ed her in the bathroom not 30 minutes prior.

What a ****ing bitch! I was so pissed.

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10141125)

Ah, shit. That reminds me..

Back when I was 18 I made out with a chick at a party. I found out the next morning that she gave my friend head and he ****ed her in the bathroom not 30 minutes prior.

What a ****ing bitch! I was so pissed.

Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 10140679)

You're a nice girl. Just go for what you want and tell that to the guys you date. Either they agree or they don't. Better to find out early as possible. Be yourself.

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 10141548)

Best advice.

<b>You know what I think most dudes want in a relationship? An honest, upfront woman who's comfortable being herself. No games, no bullshit, and especially no surprises later because a lady's been acting a certain way for a long time and then suddenly decides it's time to "be real". </b>

Which I would guess is probably what most women want, too.

You either click with someone or you don't. No point in forcing it or trying to be what you think they want. You be you and let the rest work itself out.


Not that I should be taken as any kind of authority on dating or relationships, of course...

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 10141548)

You know what I think most dudes want in a relationship? An honest, upfront woman who's comfortable being herself. No games, no bullshit, and especially no surprises later because a lady's been acting a certain way for a long time and then suddenly decides it's time to "be real".

Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 10141625)

And big tits and a nice firm ass.

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10141633)

Who swallows...

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 10141548)

You either click with someone or you don't. No point in forcing it or trying to be what you think they want. You be you and let the rest work itself out.

Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10141682)

I'm doing well with this. We just watched the entire original Star Wars trilogy and she wants to see the prequels now.

Originally Posted by rolltide2014 (Post 10141700)

No she does not! She might think she does, but she really doesn't! Once she watches those steaming piles of shit, if she can make it through all of them, she'll realize it was the biggest mistake of her life.