Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17470587)

So fortunately the Times Ours folks had Keysor on this week and predictably, with an adult in the room, sanity largely prevailed. Oh Nate tried to get on his high horse but by and large Keysor kept it in check.

He pointed out that as a prosecutor he's done literally hundreds if not thousands of cases like this with fact patters that are similar or worse. And by and large there's not much to them.

Now do some quick math folks, if the prosecutors office has seen a thousand of these in the 10 or so years Keysor has been a lawyer, then they're seeing 100/yr or more. That means they AIN'T throwing hundreds of man hours at these things. (I still can't believe someone actually said "Sing like a canary" in a non-ironic fashion. Just...wow)

I will say this again - this is NOTHING for the Dallas Prosecutor's office. Nothing at all. They do not care. Y'know what probably happened somewhere on a Dallas freeway today? Some idiots were streetracing. Maybe they wrecked, maybe they didn't. Maybe they'll just wreck tomorrow instead. FFS, nobody actually cares about this thing.

There were no major injuries. There is no kiddy diddling, homicides or drug trafficking. They just don't give a wet fart. Even if it is a FELONY.

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco (Post 17470652)

The difference here is this case involves an NFL wide receiver with national news coverage.

Originally Posted by staylor26 (Post 17470656)

There's been more Broncos fans posts in this thread than the actual Broncos thread for the entire season.

LMAO

Keep praying for our downfall losers.

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17470601)

You could almost hear Keysor roll up a newspaper and whack him in the nose with it at one point.

"It was the headline of easter weekend - cops are looking for Rashee Rice. That's not great..."

"It doesn't really mean anything..."

I can't imagine how awful that whole thing would've been without Seth there. It would've been...well, this thread really. And try as I might to play Seth in here, these white devils simply ran roughshod over any efforts at sanity.

Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 17470664)

I’m still waiting for the OP’s super secret knowledge about the situation that would make us want the Chiefs to never let Rice play for them again. Perhaps him renting a car for over $1,000 is just so egregious and irresponsible we don’t want him around the team giving out bad financial advice?

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco (Post 17470652)

The difference here is this case involves an NFL wide receiver with national news coverage.

Originally Posted by raybec 4 (Post 17470665)

But he'll be released after his 32 game suspension and then he'll do 10 years for a FELONY!!!! that's what I'm hearing anyway.

Originally Posted by raybec 4 (Post 17470665)

But he'll be released after his 32 game suspension and then he'll do 10 years for a FELONY!!!! that's what I'm hearing anyway.

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 17470683)

I'm glad you capitalized FELONY! That's how we know that your news is real

Originally Posted by staylor26 (Post 17470685)

It really emphasizes the fact that he's facing capital punishment.