If I know one thing about cops, it's that they NEVER make shit up!

He played in a STATE CHAMPIONSHIP, you know. Linebacker, even!

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a> Rashee Rice’s attorney, Royce West, will address the media in Dallas today at 1:30 pm CT.</p>&mdash; PJ Green (@PJGreenTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/PJGreenTV/status/1775933076927103175?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 4, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

So people think they are dusting for prints on the steering wheel, swabbing for DNA on airbags in a car crash with no deaths?


Cops should watch CSI reruns, they would learn to scan for semen too. That’s how they caught everyone on those shows, just jizz everywhere. Rice probably busted loads all over the steering wheel and airbag.

All of that was wrapped up in a 40 minute episode, WTF is taking so long here?!

Obvious links to Puff Daddy.

Patience patience.....I've heard they're calling in the professionals now.

None of the officers handling the accident aftermath brought a boombox or bluetooth speaker to play the Roger Daltrey scream like CSI Miami.

If they let Roger scream, then you go all out on forensics.

No doubt.

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I just hope his suspension isn’t strategically placed like when willy gay was suspended just the right amount of games in week 4 to miss the most important game of the regular season.

This was my dry attempt at a joke, by the way, much like the bulk of this thread. But sadly, much like the bulk of this thread, I can see how some of you ding-dongs might’ve taken it seriously.

Surely Stefon Diggs was watching in the minivan

Link to Rashee's lawyer's press conference happening now (1:30pm Central): https://fox4kc.com/news/rashee-rices...a-about-crash/

Rice is screwed. He should of went with

https://www.junglelaw.com/

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Attorney confirms Rice was driving the Lambo...