| Halfcan |
01-25-2006 11:36 PM |
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Originally Posted by John Matrix
Did you think the Matrix would give up that easy? Fat chance motherfuckers
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I bet you spent your whole life being a pitiful little creep. Too geeky for sports, to stupid to excel at anything, and too gay to get girls. The highlight of your life is picking up dogshit and spanking your tiny limp penis in your basement wearing your moms old pantyhose that disapeared out of the laundry when you turned 15. You spend your evenings using dog walking as an excuss to peep in old ladies windows and weekends giving tug jobs to truckers under the bathroom stall at waffle house.
One day you will be famous though-either as a child molester that was finanly caught, the guy that got his junk caught in the pool filter hole in the kiddie pool at Oceans of Fun, or the pervert that got a 12 inch candle stuck up his ass and had to go to the emergency room to have it removed. Already you have become a living urban legend-forever people will talk about "The Dogshit Creep"!! So congrats on this high honor and your future fame. Ted Bundy, Manson, Dahmer, Matrix, welcome to the Hall of Fame for Pathetic perverts. |
