Originally Posted by FAX (Post 5507766)

It's a thankless exercise, but somebody's got to do it. Still, I would rather have your job and piss and moan about other fans pissing and moaning. So, I'm going with the next best thing and piss and moan about you pissing and moaning about us pissing and moaning.

Meanwhile, I'm beginning to wonder why you care so much, Mr. Zombie. And this, in turn, makes me wonder how you became a zombie. Does Pioli's sperm carry a virus?

FAX

Originally Posted by Crush (Post 5507787)

Mr. FAX, how much piss are we talking about here? Also, I am claiming the job of pissing and moaning about you pissing and moaning about him pissing and moaning about everyone else pissing and moaning.

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 5507816)

Approximately 500 milliliters of piss per moan, Mr. Crush. The candidate must be prepared to consistently execute a minimum of 12 moans per hour. We're looking for a person with good communication and pissing skills. Experience in moaning is a plus.

FAX

Originally Posted by PhillyChiefFan (Post 5507805)

Wow, I can't believe this thread is still going.

How much bullsh*t is Pioli Zombie slingin today? Should I get my boots on?

Originally Posted by PhillyChiefFan (Post 5507825)

My God man! That's 6000 ml per hour, your expectations are high for this position.

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 5507816)

Approximately 500 milliliters of piss per moan, Mr. Crush. The candidate must be prepared to consistently execute a minimum of 12 moans per hour. We're looking for a person with good communication and pissing skills. Experience in moaning is a plus.

FAX

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 5507826)

He's just getting started on today's insulting jabber, Mr. PhillyChiefFan, so who knows? I'd have them ready just in case, though.

You know, he is the most emotional zombie I believe I've ever run across.

FAX

Originally Posted by Crush (Post 5507831)

I am afraid that I am going to have to take my name out of consideration. I don't think I could piss out that much piss.

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 5507837)

I'm not the one getting all upset. You guys are the ones all in a pile of your own piss because someone dared to remind you really don't have to worry so much about who a position coach will be. Its being taken care of. You can relax and go back to your cartoons.

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 5507862)

You can pile your piss? Geez. I may have to modify our job requirements.

Piss pilers wanted. Full time/part time. No oversight provided. Must be self-starter. Candidate must be fluent in Zombeze.

FAX

Originally Posted by arc (Post 5507898)

I can't believe it took me this long to notice the "Posted Via" messages in the quoted text. LMAO

I had to go back and read the others. ROFL