Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 5521364)

luv likes a little dick on the dance floor :D

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5521368)

unfortunately for you, she said she prefers BIG peepee in her hooha.

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 5521374)

Boulder would have some nice cougar hunting without the baggage you are looking for.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5521388)

Should I be scared that we had a similar thought?

Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5521390)

But I don't think I'm the type for older women. Like I said, I have the frat boy mentality right now. Most old girls want a guy to snuggle on the couch with and watch "Made of Honor." I'd rather be a eunuch, even if I did get a BJ after the movie.

Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5521372)

The fact that your post slightly hurts my feelings, tells me you're so fuckING RIGHT!!!! I am a wimp!

Any tips for how to grow a pair? Or does it just happen?

Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5521390)

But I don't think I'm the type for older women. Like I said, I have the frat boy mentality right now. Most old girls want a guy to snuggle on the couch with and watch "Made of Honor." I'd rather be a eunuch, even if I did get a BJ after the movie.

Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5521372)

The fact that your post slightly hurts my feelings, tells me you're so fuckING RIGHT!!!! I am a wimp!

Any tips for how to grow a pair? Or does it just happen?

Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5521390)

Totally... I went skiing once, and the girls out there (in comparison to Arkansas AND Jackson County) are so much nicer. I was getting some "fuck me" eyes from girls that I didn't think were in my league! :)

But I don't think I'm the type for older women. Like I said, I have the frat boy mentality right now. Most old girls want a guy to snuggle on the couch with and watch "Made of Honor." I'd rather be a eunuch, even if I did get a BJ after the movie.

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5521400)

Women and turkey hunting isn't that much different. Prepare, get the right equipment and clothing, have a big gun with the proper load, place yourself where they're going to be, and speak to them in gentle and sometimes agressive mating language like you're confident....Lure them in....and BLAMO! they're flopping around on the ground with their feathers are sticky and messed up, looking at you like they wonder if you're going to leave. The real nice ones, you take home, mount and keep forever.

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5521400)

I don't want to hurt your feelings. I'm not trying to be a dick....Well, maybe I am, but its for your own good.




Chiefscountry....
I'm not cool, I suck at real life too. I did manage to pull a satisfactory amount of premarital tail and locate a fine bride, so I did something right.

As for turkey season, I'm still trying time to find antler sheds but have been too busy for that. I'll get serious about gobblers around the middle-end of April.

Women and turkey hunting isn't that much different. Prepare, get the right equipment and clothing, have a big gun with the proper load, place yourself where they're going to be, and speak to them in gentle and sometimes agressive mating language like you're confident....Lure them in....and BLAMO! they're flopping around on the ground with their feathers are sticky and messed up, looking at you like they wonder if you're going to leave. The real nice ones, you take home, mount and keep forever.

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5521414)

You're so, soooo wrong.

A 35 year old divorced gal will tear you apart and feed you to her cat.

Older gals=less games.

You're playing both sides of the coin "I'm too shy and nice and the girl confuses me!?? NO! I'm a PIMP with an Abercrombie shirt just like the other guys!!"

Can't be both ways.

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5521414)

You're so, soooo wrong.

A 35 year old divorced gal will tear you apart and feed you to her cat.

Older gals=less games.

Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5519654)

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5521423)

And yet, guys never stop playing them, it seems.