Just get me a bag and I'll be fine.

...They're boobs. And they're covered.

I'll start getting excited when they're

1) Unclothed
2) Not in a photo.

:-)

You're not as perverted as me I see that picture and the first thing I think is.."i wonder if she likes to titty ****"

Here's something interesting:

The hispanic chick deleted her profile a few days after we started talking.

Yeah or make sure it is dark as ****

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STOP DERAILING!

I've seen too much porn to get excited about video and photo girls.

It takes the real deal before I start getting interested.

And although strippers will do it, I don't go to strip clubs. Cause having to pay takes out all the fun. I want them to want me, not my money.

This.

I can't decide until they both log on to Chiefsplanet and explain to the group why they think they should be the one.

Is that you're crush? I really wasn't trying to offend anyone, I just felt like Jamie fox talking about Prince. "Don't look into his eyes man" I bartend in Ft. Lauderdale on the weekends, and I definitely know how women feel when guys are lusting for them. I have no problem with gay people AT ALL, but it does make me uncomfortable, when they check me up, and down, and look into my eyes with the I wanna **** you look when I'm taking their drink order. To tell you the truth, I guess i can say it used to bother me. I've gotten used to it. What would you expect from a young guy from the sticks in TN though? I never even saw an openly gay person before moving to FL.

I say you totally go with the hispanic chick. She might even date you, and you might even get to know her.

I don't know about where you live, but where I am, if a girl is thirty and not married, something is wrong with her.

Ask her if she likes it in the butt if she says yes you can direct her to me.

ROFL

I take it you don't live in a large metropolitan area.

About as far from one as possible.

Around here, if you aren't pregnant by 17, then you're a late bloomer.