Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5652766)

They secretly love me. It's kind of like that kid in the fifth grade that picks on the one girl at recess incessantly. It's not that he hates her, he actually loves her and always will. It's the same thing here. They desire and love me so much that they need to have me give them attention, but they are shy and coy about their real feelings towards me. So they act out in a way that they think their peers will find acceptable and still receive attention from me. I think it's cute, and if I was gay, I'd even flirt with them a bit. However, I'm not, so I just find happiness in making them look foolish and silly with their rantings and ravings.

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 5652958)

The biggest problem with Brown is that I could EASILY see him being like Thomas - even with the flaws, we'd all take it in a heartbeat. And just as easily, I could see him being a career backup because he can't play any position well.

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy (Post 5653203)

Chiefs are meeting with Rey this week.

I like how Pioli is covering all the bases.

Originally Posted by SBK (Post 5653207)

He's awesome at keeping you guessing. I don't seem to remember that being the King's suit.

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 5652958)

The biggest problem with Brown is that I could EASILY see him being like Thomas - even with the flaws, we'd all take it in a heartbeat. And just as easily, I could see him being a career backup because he can't play any position well.

Originally Posted by Saccogoo

Ayep.

Hey Htis, can you be the designated poster for the intolerant assholes around here until draft day? You are already carrying the motherload in terms of rationality for that side of the argument...

Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5650065)

Holy shit. Did Matt Millen have some effed up genetic experiment done to him a la The Boys from Brazil, gave them one way tickets to Kansas City and an open wifi connection?

Knowing that we now have Cassel as a QB, you people are still putting Stafford and Sanchez as your first choices for the Chiefs pick? I can't wait until next year when all you little Millen replicas want to draft Bradford and McCoy. Oh, that's right. McCoy plays at Texas and all the respectable CP Insiders know that every player from Texas isn't worth jack squat, and since Bradford played in a spread offense, he sucks too. Damnable spread monkeys! I loathe them. They couldn't operate an offense under center in a Pop Warner league, let alone the pros. Goddamn shame Freeman decided to come out. 6'6", 260 lb., cannon arm, and worked in a pro style system. He'd be perfect for us next year...oh, wait. He played in the Big 12, and we should never draft from the Big 12, because every team, and in a direct correlation all players from all teams in that conference sucks dog nuts. Not as much as Texas, but still sucking pretty hard.

I wonder what quarterback from any conference other than the Big 12 we can draft in 2011?

We sure as hell show them boys in Detroit what for! They think that they can draft four wide receivers in five years in the first round?! We'll draft five quarterbacks in five years, hold each of those drafts hostage for potential picks in later years and we'll build a monster team with all those third and fourth round selections! Hostage I say!!!! Hold every draft hostage! The Chiefs will be the only team with first round quarterbacks! We will force all teams to give us picks to make sure that the get a first round quarterback. The quarterback of the future for any team in the NFL will now go through Kansas City!!!! We will have our pick of QBOTF, and trade off the others in our hostage situation. Mother ****ers will have to call in the ****ing FBI to negotiate 'cause we're holding the rest of the drafts till the ****ing end of time mother ****ing hostage!!!! Hostage!!!! I said HOSTAGE!!!!!

So, I have two top five lists. One is mine, encompassing sanity and reason, the other is a CP Insider friendly version so I don't get ripped by all the draft geniuses around here for not wanting to hold the draft hostage. That's right. I said MOTHER ****ING HOSTAGE!!!!!!

Real Top Five:
1. Aaron Curry
2. Brian Orakpo
3. Michael Oher
4. Eugene Monroe
5. Beanie Wells

CP Insider Top Five:
1. St. Sanchez
2. Matt Stafford - who is better than Sanchez, but we all know that every closet homosexual here has an absolute crush on the handsome, exotic Sanchez and seeing him in a Chiefs uniform will help transition us from the Tony G exotic looking homo man crush phase to a new one where we can silently purr in gay joviality that our new 80%'er (sociologists state that only 10% of the population is heterosexual and 10% is homosexual, with the other 80% falling somewhere in-between) is in a position of actual relevance on the football field, unlike a tight end, or, god-forbid, a ILB.
3. Everette Brown - because a short DE/OLB tweener with suspect speed is just what this franchise needs to pull itself from the ashes of putricity.
4. BJ Raji - 'cause he likes weed, doesn't like to study, is short with short arms and has an ass the size of Jupiter. But I bet he'd love hims some of that Gates and Bryants and Haywards and Hereford House and Jess and Jims and Golden Ox and shit like that yo'. Dude was made for guest judging the Lenexa BBQ contest every stinkin' year.
5. Aaron Curry - just because I don't want to look like a complete and utter dumbass I'll reluctantly put his name here because when all is said and done I know from the bottom of my heart that this guy is the best player in the draft, and I really wanted to put him at the number one spot because, well he is the best player and our linebacking situation for the past 20 years has sucked something fierce, but if I did put Curry at my one spot some of the guys around here would call me names and mock me and then where would I be without my social circle of good internets buddies?

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy (Post 5653203)

Chiefs are meeting with Rey this week.

I like how Pioli is covering all the bases.

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5653252)

I don't think Everette Brown is the typical FSU line prospect, so I think that legacy should be looked at with a grain of salt I can be in depth about it if anyone really wants to know.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 5653667)

Yep. You're one mountain of rationality, that's for sure. Posts like this one below. Rational.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 5653667)

Rational. Teach me the ways of being tolerant and rational like you, please.

Kill yourself.

Originally Posted by kcbubb (Post 5653865)

Saccogoo may not always be right, but the guy is funny.