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keg in kc 05-20-2009 02:54 PM
You'd have to get me to the show in the first place before you have to worry about getting me on stage.

Long odds there, as, what, 8 years of missing the planet weekend would attest.

crazycoffey 05-20-2009 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5780224)
How about 4.5 inches dipped in twice? I think I can manage that if I try to stretch it out for a few weeks.

don't be stealing my short dick sthick

Katipan 05-20-2009 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5780311)
You'd have to get me to the show in the first place before you have to worry about getting me on stage.

Long odds there, as, what, 8 years of missing the planet weekend would attest.
Are you implying that a way exists to coax you to this one?

Jilly 05-20-2009 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5780311)
You'd have to get me to the show in the first place before you have to worry about getting me on stage.

Long odds there, as, what, 8 years of missing the planet weekend would attest.
It's Oct. 11, right?

Katipan 05-20-2009 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 5780320)
don't be stealing my short dick sthick
Can't hit the bottom of a tuna can, but you can sure scrape the sides!

crazycoffey 05-20-2009 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5780261)
I'm coming too, but I don't need any friends. Figure that one out.
4.5 inch clitoris?

this thread is worthless without pics....

Saccopoo 05-20-2009 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5780330)
Can't hit the bottom of a tuna can, but you can sure scrape the sides!
Oh Christ...*winces thinking about rubbing a wang on an opened can of tuna*

Yeah, I took it literally, but damn...

Katipan 05-20-2009 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5780338)
Oh Christ...*winces thinking about rubbing a wang on an opened can of tuna*

Yeah, I took it literally, but damn...
What if it was opened with one of those nifty can openers that takes the whole top off with no jagged edges?

crazycoffey 05-20-2009 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5780330)
Can't hit the bottom of a tuna can, but you can sure scrape the sides!

Yes I can, like a toothpick can scrape the sides of 30 gallon trash can.....

keg in kc 05-20-2009 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5780324)
Are you implying that a way exists to coax you to this one?
I'm not sure whether to answer with no, or to invoke my fifth amendment rights.
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5780325)
It's Oct. 11, right?
I have no idea. If it is in october, then it's about 99.999% that I won't be there. October and March are my worst work months of the year.

keg in kc 05-20-2009 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 5780320)
don't be stealing my short dick sthick
We should probably stop here. Usually when guys whip out the measuring stick, it's not to figure out who's smaller.

crazycoffey 05-20-2009 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5780325)
It's Oct. 11, right?
is it really? weird, I just got shipping orders for Oct 13, if I go this time.....

Jilly 05-20-2009 03:04 PM
I dont' know, I was just referring to when Katipan would be in town

Katipan 05-20-2009 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 5780361)
is it really? weird, I just got shipping orders for Oct 13, if I go this time.....
That would be a helluva "see you soon" party.

Saccopoo 05-20-2009 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5780342)
What if it was opened with one of those nifty can openers that takes the whole top off with no jagged edges?
Personally, I'd rather taste sashimi grade Toro than worry about digging out canned tuna with a stick...


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