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listopencil 09-25-2009 06:07 PM

North Shore.



The only movie I have ever walked out on. Perhaps the worst movie of all time.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-25-2009 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 6108920)
I never knew there was a movie, but I probably read the book about 10 times as a kid. Great book.

Yep, that book was required Okie reading back in the day.

BWillie 09-25-2009 06:48 PM

Most people didn't like Jumper. But I thought it was good, but they could of done soo much more with the premise.

Fairplay 09-25-2009 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 6107807)
Last of the Mohicans



This is the only movie i disagree on Dayze. I thought it was great.

Fairplay 09-25-2009 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 6109056)
North Shore.

The only movie I have ever walked out on. Perhaps the worst movie of all time.



I've walked out on plenty of movies.

cardken 09-25-2009 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 6107754)
i think people don't like drew berrymore or katie holmes because they have had strokes and can only talk out one side of their mouths.

Katie Holmes prior to being Cruise-missled. And Drew Barrymore Good form Far..but Far from Good.

Fairplay 09-25-2009 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Steron (Post 6108195)
28 Days Later



I likey this one.

TEX 09-25-2009 08:05 PM

Rhinestone

RJ 09-25-2009 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by svuba (Post 6109028)
sew R U
300 was stupid


I know a lot of people on this board liked it, but I thought it was horrible. It was like watching a video game, which might be fun for some but not for me.

I was hoping for great battle scenes, instead I got a cartoon.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-25-2009 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ (Post 6109472)
I know a lot of people on this board liked it, but I thought it was horrible. It was like watching a video game, which might be fun for some but not for me.

I was hoping for great battle scenes, instead I got a cartoon.

A good first time watch, but definitely no replay value.

Fairplay 09-25-2009 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by chasedude (Post 6108213)
Freddie Got Fingered. Tom Green should be shot!



I'll take it his career tanked in movies, anyway. Thank god.

He was one annoying POS.

KCWolfman 09-25-2009 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ (Post 6109472)
I know a lot of people on this board liked it, but I thought it was horrible. It was like watching a video game, which might be fun for some but not for me.

I was hoping for great battle scenes, instead I got a cartoon.

Just the opposite for me.

It was over the top, it had to be.

How can you convey to 90% of your audience that soldiers who KNEW they were going to die would hold on as long as they did and as well as they did? You make it larger than life. You avoid the fact that most of the Persian soldiers were untrained farmers, you make your soldiers larger than life, killing giant wolves as kids. You make the Persian King a freak, a tremendous exceptionally strong, intelligent, charasmatic freak. You splash blood like watered down paint and you slow motion the better attacks that go against every rule of physics.

Now Troy - That truly sucked. How can you take a war that lasted ten years, a war of treachery, intelligence, love, and utter servitude and trade it in for a two week jaunt with sneak stab by Brad Pitt instead of the intense powerful titanic invulnerable warrior that Ajax was supposed to be.

RJ 09-25-2009 08:18 PM

If this thread proves anything, it's that a lot of people pay to watch a lot of movies they don't like.

I've seen a few posts here about how all of so-and-so's movies are terrible. JFC, why do you keep watching them?

I have very little time for watching movies these days, so when I do it pisses me off if I pick a bad one. As I get older, time often matters more than money.

RJ 09-25-2009 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by KCWolfman (Post 6109498)
Just the opposite for me.

It was over the top, it had to be.

How can you convey to 90% of your audience that soldiers who KNEW they were going to die would hold on as long as they did and as well as they did? You make it larger than life. You avoid the fact that most of the Persian soldiers were untrained farmers, you make your soldiers larger than life, killing giant wolves as kids. You make the Persian King a freak, a tremendous exceptionally strong, intelligent, charasmatic freak. You splash blood like watered down paint and you slow motion the better attacks that go against every rule of physics.

Now Troy - That truly sucked. How can you take a war that lasted ten years, a war of treachery, intelligence, love, and utter servitude and trade it in for a two week jaunt with sneak stab by Brad Pitt instead of the intense powerful titanic invulnerable warrior that Ajax was supposed to be.


I think I was hoping for epic battle scenes, along the lines of Braveheart or LOTR. But many of the battle scenes turned out to be video game animation. Nothing against animation - LOTR had plenty - but I felt like I was watching a movie made to appeal to a 20 something gamer. Which I probably was.

Lately, I've come to accept that I am no longer the target audience for most movies. In fact, I don't know what the hell I'm the target audience for.

Golf, maybe?

Are 50 y/o men "tweeners" of sorts?

Friendo 09-25-2009 08:42 PM

"Tommy"
Ken Russell classically f***ed up a Classic concept album.


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