Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 8335215)

I am sure it has been covered already but people driving in the left lane going the exact speed limit or slower. Then when you come rolling up behind them they just keep on keepin on in the left lane. It makes it even better when you get another person driving the same speed in the right line next to them and they back up traffic for 1/4 mile.I drive interstate to and from work almost every day so I see this a lot.

I know its silly but it drives me nuts.

Originally Posted by HoneyBadger (Post 8333218)

I always say shit. I'll walk by and say "crying kids are the reason I support abortions"

Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 8336941)

Tarheels

Originally Posted by lewdog_5 (Post 8336974)

You like a bandwagon team like the Heels but chose a bottom of the barrel, ass licking, shit stained team like the Raiders?

Confused as all hell!

Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 8336992)

I live in NC and we didn't have an NFL team when I became a Raider Fan

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 8336956)

I get you don't like others kids. I'm sure you never cried in public as a child. If I heard someone say something like that if one of mine were crying, I'd gladly spend the night in jail for knocking their teeth out.

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 8336857)

A bad case of the hiccups really piss me off.

When I'm in line at QT patiently waiting, and some inconsiderate tool with a shitload of items decides he's too good for the line and just starts his own line by placing his shit on the counter and standing next to the guy at the front of the line. Of course the inattentive and/or busy QT employee doesn't notice that he wasn't there first and helps them before the people that were there first. People don't need to buy a whole ****ing grocery list of items at a convenience store anyway. Go to the god damn grocery store. Cheaper anyway.

Also when somebody in line at QT decides to buy a bunch of different random lottery scratcher tickets and decides to scratch them all off at the counter after purchasing them. Do that shit somewhere else. There are other people in line trying to buy gas or cigarettes. You're gonna lose anyway.

Lots of QuikTrip ones. Here in Tulsa, QuikTrips are bananas. It's not uncommon to not be able to find a parking spot or a pump spot open. There can be what seems like 50 people in QT all the frickin time.

Also when bums stand out in front of QT and ask for change. They never just ask in passing "You got any spare change?", they always try some bullshit story and waste my time. "Hey bra, you got a second? Hey my car ran out of gas and I got 2 kids and an old lady in my car and it's cold outside and they're hungry." **** off and get a job you piece of shit.

Also when someone in front of QT wants to sell you a rap CD. Nobody wants your shitty CD.

Originally Posted by ClearmontChief (Post 8336915)

Repost police.

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 8337004)

Sounds like what you really don't like is going to QT. Whatever that is...

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8336921)

This is sexist, and I apologize for that ahead of time and recognize that it's a generality and not always true.

If you ask me to move a piece of furniture with a guy, we're like synchronized swimmers. Around corners, up stairs, we each know where the other one is going and what they're doing. It doesn't matter if the other guy is tall, short, black, white, smart, dumb, or if he's a tribesman from New Guinea. We pick the thing up and we're like Chang and Eng Bunker.

But if you ask me to move a piece of furniture with a woman, we're negotiating and banging walls and I'm always saying stuff like, "Tilt it a little. No, the other way. No, not that way, the other way. Further. Now lift. No, lift further. See that thing over - OW! CRAP! MY FINGER JUST GOT SMASHED IN THE DOOR JAMB!" And when the furniture is finally moved we're not getting along very well.

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 8337013)

The reason you have noticed this is because most women have the spatial awareness of a vision-impaired lump of jello that has been dead for 3 weeks and left in a vat of hydrocholoric acid

Originally Posted by lewdog_5 (Post 8337001)

I can totally respect that then. As you know, however, there are too many Duke/NC fans across this nation for nothing other than the sake that these program are always winning. These are the bandwagon fans I was referring to.

Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 8337046)

Been a Tarheel fan since the Phil Ford, Mike O'Koren days in the 70's