Jim Irsay ‏@JimIrsay
We will have some big announcements very soon!!!!!!!! We are THRILLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fingers crossed that we've traded our entire draft for Andrew Luck.

Alex Smith has Aaron Rodgers' dead eyes in the pocket, rather than Matt Cassel's Steve Young-esque spazzed out expressions.

I was wondering why the exclamation mark store was out of stock, now I know.

Irsay is hilarious.

Remember when the Colts were trying to hammer out a deal for Vontae Davis, and Irsay tweeted something like "I'm ready to open my wallet as wide as I need to!!!!"

Guy wears it on his sleeve. Gotta give it up for that.

Must be totally awesome to be his GM. Sign a player and watch Irsay dance in the hallway.

They signed Avril. Calm down, owner. Nothing special.

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter

Tians and 49ers TE Delanie Walker reached agreement in a principle on a four-year deal.

hopefully they signed Sean Smith so i can rest easy know we didnt waste the money

SaveOurChiefs ‏@SaveOurChiefs
Revis was FedEx'd to Jacksonville.

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter

Chiefs DT Glenn Dorsey will be visiting the 49ers.

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lolllllllllll yea they can pay him now that we took 8 ****ing million off their books

Pro Football Weekly ‏@ProFootballWkly

RT @kguregian: I've heard contract talks are done between Pats and Welker for the day. Welker moves onto free agency. Pats onto Plan B?

Now even Schefter is Q'ing Schefter

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