LMAO

Clay, you need to go to the law firm of Ronald, Grimace, and Cheeseburgler. That way you can get your mclawyer on and save some money for this pitiful little deposit case that you are currently pursuing.

I hope they send a couple of enforcers over to the 1/4 bedroom bungalow and piss pound your ass on your neighbors porch.

We all know you went down there and got that check in person today.

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I'd just send him back $2200, because the law is the law.


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That's not $2,200, Einstein.

Did you take the check to their bank, get cash, and siphon some off before sending the money to your MaMa?

There is more to this story....it could have gone very poorly for me. Suffice it to say I lived with impunity.

I shall reveal in a few weeks...

I used my mobile deposit app to put that cold hard cash in my bank account....to which I alone have my access...my mother won't even spring for gas these days when I visit....the cheap old nag...

No shit, do I look life I looked at 600 pics looking for an $2200 photo?

Don't you have some carpet to munch on?

Her boyfriend is still awake

I grew up in that business, both my Aunt and my Mother worked for a large firm at 10th and Grand and then Wm C Haas and Co and both companies managed a huge numbers of units.

They keep your money in the bank as long as they possibly can and run a strict schedule for issuing them as the interest on that money is a profit center for them.

I will agree that the opportunity to **** with the dickheads is there, such as having the check issued but held, thrown in trash, or eaten by your dog. It is not something that is going to get you Attboys from the upstairs offices.

The one thing I fear is a pissed off SC judge or a municipal court judge who's wife's cooking sucks ass. Learned from both of them.

Float. It's huge when you're dealing in big #'s. See Wal Mart

15k units X $1000.

Float is something else, this is investing the deposit money and keeping it in play as long as possible before cutting the check. Float can be considered the time between cutting a check and the recipient's bank drawing the funds from the issuing bank.

Mailing checks on Friday is a regular occurrence as the checks will not make it back to issuer's bank before Monday.

Either way, If interest is calculated daily on the issuer's account they make more money. If it's paid on average daily balance, they make more money...