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Let's talk about the Bengals [and Hamburger Helper] (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=341538)

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Originally Posted by mabbott (Post 16037258)

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Originally Posted by Tges58 (Post 16037150)

Apparently it is asking too much. I rarely come here for rhis reason. You act like a bunch of spoiled children.

Now I'll go to an adult message board. Enjoy preschool.

You just know this dude is a true fan. He probably has a signed casshole jersey hanging in his she shed

Or worse. Alex Smith.

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Originally Posted by Kiimosabi (Post 16037157)

Have fun chatting about football in the pornhub comment section

That's Mav, the Alex Smith fluffer

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Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 16037308)

These Bengals fans just dont understand the confidence that having the loudest camaro at long john silvers, and the best QB to play the game in history gives us. All that state has going for it is Joe B and the incest s10 from street race channel.

My nearby Sonic is well used to the roar my V6 challenger can make through their drive thru.

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Originally Posted by jettio (Post 16037028)

John Mackovic is the last KC Chiefs coach to win a road game against the Bengals in Cincinnati. Chiefs won in 1984.

Lost last five games at Cincy. Including 2003 Chiefs going to Cincy at 9-0 and picking up 1st loss of that season. In 2008, Ryan Fitzpatrick was the winning QB in season finale.

This is the first game for Mahomes at Bengals, and that is a huge difference, but Cincinnati is not a place where the Chiefs have had much success.

All that means jack shit.

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16037041)

We just need a "Your Not in Kansas Anymore" sign at the game
*[sic]

Along with a picture of Dorothy and Toto. That would be so original. :thumb:

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Originally Posted by Chiefspants (Post 16037332)

My nearby Sonic is well used to the roar my V6 challenger can make through their drive thru.

LMAO not sure about the roar, but that V6 DOES crank out 305 hp... not too shabby

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Originally Posted by jettio (Post 16037028)

This is the first game for Mahomes at Bengals, and that is a huge difference, but Cincinnati is not a place where the Chiefs have had much success.

Having Mahomes at QB rather than the likes of Alex Smiff, Casshole, Thigpen, Trent Green and Bill Kenney makes a huge difference.

Thanks for clarifying that fact, Captain Obvious.

Is there any updates from the covid19 9 players list ?

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Originally Posted by jettio (Post 16037028)

This is the first game for Mahomes at Bengals, and that is a huge difference, but Cincinnati is not a place where the Chiefs have had much success.

So we're in the same boat as reading, math, and soap.

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 16037344)

LMAO not sure about the roar, but that V6 DOES crank out 305 hp... not too shabby

Sonic employees better brace themselves for all 305 HP of this. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/c...Savannah+1.jpg

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Originally Posted by Lzen (Post 16037334)

All that means jack shit.

If I was a statistician and it actually meant something, I'd say it meant the Chiefs are way past due to win in Cincinnati.

The whole narrative in sports that unlikely things just keep happening (like when a Mahomes led team loses 4 of 7, so they'll obviously keep losing most of their games) is very anti-statistics.

I didn't save the thread link but it was especially funny reading the one where the guy goes on and on about having faced top-tier pass rushers off the edge so they aren't scared of the pass rush. Never mind the fact they are facing the 2nd best interior pass rusher in the NFL, one like they don't and haven't faced, to go along with solid outside rushers. That dynamic should be interesting since their IOL is even worse than their tackles, especially where Jones will line up over Hopkins and Adeniji.

Burrow will have to get the ball out extremely fast and he has long-stride WRs going against press-man corners. That's not an easy task. We'll see, but I like KC's matchup if the pressure is getting home like expected. If the pressure isn't getting there, then I think our DBs might struggle to cover those receivers long.

As for their defense... they have 3 good players in Hendrickson, Wilson, and Bates. Wilson might not play. The rest of that defense is very mediocre and don't match up well with KC's speed. They can't cover Kelce and they won't be able to cover Hill. So long as KC helps out Brown with Hendrickson, there shouldn't be much to slow down KC's offense. Avoid throwing shit up for grabs around Bates or he'll make you pay. Vonn Bell fills well in the run game but isn't too great in coverage. CBs are all retreads.