I just built a man truck online and it came to $64k, that's a ****ing nice ride and you must be highly successful! :wayne:

This thread has turned out to be exceptionally entertaining ROFL

Yep, I know. Thanks for the props

I drive a Subaru Outback with softball equipment in the back. I seem to get a lot of attention from short haired women wearing Birkenstocks.

We are talking about the 2024 bmw 240Miata

No Godzilla without the Z.

Do you also look like a lesbian?

I love that this thread has morphed into shit talking about some random douchebags car.

Only on CP.

gblowfish reported similar results with his Outback, wonder what gives.

Shiiiit, those new Subaru Ascents run in the low 50s. You need to swing that if you want to get into real (soft)baller status.

I’m about 15 lbs. overweight, no tits to speak of, with a shaved head and I love eating pussy. I could make the team.

Impossible.

I have it on good authority this dude has read THE ART OF THE DEAL no less than four times.

Nobody gets one by him.

Can't you just picture this guy cruisin' around jammin' to Little Douche Coupe trying to troll for butt-pussy??

I have an idea for Netflix. Kind of spinoff of "My Dinner with Andre". It will star 493 and scho63, two $100 lunches at Bravo! Cucina Italiana and some of the most amazing conversation ever recorded.

You're way cooler than anyone else on the board, can we be friends?

Are we talking about being a lesbian trapped in a man’s body? If so I can also make the team. :p

"Nice truck, sorry about your dick!"

Are you still talking about your car? Didn’t I implore you to stop being such a ****ing loser?

But why in the hell would you wanna waste 640 lunches like that??

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You don’t get to talk shit driving your crossover like a lesbian, lewbaru!

Your choices are

Truck : real man, bigger the better. Get a 3500 to drive to work as an accountant
SUV : you’ve got stuff and people to haul. Acceptable
Sedan : see above

Coupes and crossovers : gay boy rides

Geez, that small dick joke hit you pretty hard.

I apologize.

Don’t apologize lew. Just be better and go trade in your crossover for something respectable or end up like 490turd!

ROFL

I don't drive a crossover or a coupe, for the record.

I thought you said you and clay both had matching muranos!

LMAO

This was a very good post I think got lost in my wall of shit posting!

Edit: I'll try this again

There's always someone out there with a bar that says it's closing time. Openly advertising your seal's been broken, is no way to remain upright

Dude, 99% of the time nobody has any idea what you are talking about. You post like you are having a stroke, colonoscopy, and a blowjob all at the same time.

I'll betcha Mighty Mike at Pasta Jabroni thinks your dick is enormous

Anybody with any age has had their cherries pied. Crusty, hot, cold or lukewarm. It's getting forked, or thrown to the dogs

You are working so hard to talk about ass sex. Just go get plowed already.

Bro, you don't just roll up to the Olive Garden in a Murano, they'll laugh at you and assume you got lost on the way to Fazoli's.


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Wow, this was a shit show at the start but it really came on strong!

I can't really fault these men for being down.

We're spoiled, and the season has been bumpy.

Her whispering eye winked at me at the winds of fall blew from the mountaintops into the valley below. I swam deep into the muddy waters until my body felt it could take no more and exploded with the excitement of a toddler on Christmas morning.

Did I do that correctly, you crazy bastard?

I dunno, man. Bragging on CP about how much money you make and what fancy car you drive is far more pathetic, in my view.

It's been a testy season for certain.

I get both sides, but after being to 3 SB's, winning 2 you'd think there would be a little more slack allowed. This team could be 19-0, and early in the 2nd quarter of the Superbowl we might be behind 14-7 and people would be melting the **** down.

I think he's just got a warped sense of humor. I admit that I only understand about a 1/3 of his jokes. But the ones I do understand usually make me laugh. ;)

BRC/493rd....are they the same guy?

(looks around room)


Go on.

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I have met BRC and he seems like a decent guy. Yeah, I know people like to give him crap for his bragging and yes, he probably brings that upon himself.
I have never been a fan of bragging but, I suppose we all probably do at least a little bit of that at times.

pawn and the boys chasing down the dirty hobbitses losers and cowards


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You sound like you are going through it right now.

This....can't be a real person.

Surely someone just created an account and is churning out Chat GPT answers with only douchebag input to go from.

TRAITORS, LOSERS AND COWARDS FROM THE CHRIS JONES THREAD

Clay. Stop. Don’t make us bring back some of your defeatist takes as a compilation.

Well done. Like I said in the earlier post :crickets:

Love it!!

Ouch

I'm here for both sides, it's the offseason what other CP fun is to be had?

I learned a long time ago not to speculate on shit I don't know about. Unless you're in the room with them or are a relative, you don't know shit from shinola...

FOR THOSE WHO WANT CLAY TO STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD

I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE BABY!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bump all you want buddy.

Someone isn't getting enough attention tonight

Paging Bearcat...It's your time to shine! Time to add to your spreadsheet...LMAO

How hard was it being wrong for the 2nd year in a row? What did you learn?

Staylor, you're the biggest dipshit hypocrite in this thread. Remember this one???
"Im not even going to watch the Denver game because they're going to annihilate us."
ROFL

So GFY!

Can we just all agree to never doubt this franchise I mean my god what a historic run we are on

Oh you mean before the Chiefs ever won dick?

Clearly that's the same as doubting them after they had already won one SB, then again the year after the 2nd.

Seems a far cry from the days of Alex Smith against Andrew Luck in the playoffs doesn't it?

Clay said 2023 season was done and brought back the creature

I forgot all about it



Lmao

a far cry from watching Elvis Grbac trying to checkdown every time, down by 4 with less than a minute to play lol

and i owned it too

I swear Lake Dawson was open for a half second.

The virtual GM's holding L's tonight

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Didn't you love it when he drifted to his right and you immediately knew the play was over?

We don't run from history we make it

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You have been wearing clown shoes this entire time I can't believe you even open this thing up anymore.

Time to confess.....

i think basically everyone partook in a wee bit of treachery today

As they should

Not sure many in the GDT were claiming the Chiefs would LOSE... but perhaps there was some callouts on the team playing like absolute ****ing garbage. (Which they did).

We all know the Chiefs will luck out a single digit win against these shitter teams.

Too much shit for him to own up to.

The outdated Traitors thread was bumped.

Typically I've agreed with Clay on his takes, but he has turned into the same Matt Cassel apologist that he used to hate.

God forbid anyone say ANYTHING negative against any player of this team that is lucking their way through the season.

Only traitor, loser, and coward today was Wanya Morris. Should have been shot.

Not I.

We miss Sneed.