It always makes me think he's actually coming back

Exactly

Now I'm humming that Todd Rundgren song from that scene. :LOL:

I would kiss her on the lips Everytime she got home from that dudes place

That's because you're not the GOAT.

Hahahahah i was trying to come up with a response like this, but I'll just quote your post instead.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tom Brady says he wouldn&#39;t be opposed to coming back late in the season if a team calls in an emergency situation.<br><br>(via DeepCut with <a href="https://twitter.com/vicblends?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@vicblends</a>)<a href="https://t.co/Vc2GpLJXIx">pic.twitter.com/Vc2GpLJXIx</a></p>&mdash; Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) <a href="https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1778485439931822349?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 11, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I ****ing hate this attention whore queer

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Step 1: Go to the Jets
Step 2: Get raped to death behind bad OL
Step 3: Profit

Screw that guy. Ban him from the league for cheating.

Ooooh, this is a good study -

Would Brady make it longer than the four monster snaps Rodgers endured behind that shit**** offensive line the Jets have?

**** him.. He's done..

Just bumping this.

OJ could have taken Tom with him and become a hero

I feel like he plays for the Jets in the second half of the season

He knows Mahomes is coming for his record of 7 rings.

I heard that Bernard Pollard is also not opposed to coming out of retirement late in the season.

I see zero downside to him returning. He’ll just probably get his ass kicked, but if he’s propped up by some already loaded team Mahomes might get another shot at him in the postseason.

"Tua out for season after late hit by teammate in week 14 practice"

Fox should fire him now.

We've been very spoiled by our success with Mahomes, but if Mahomes breaks that record, our run has only just begun. Mahomes breaking that record means that we have AT LEAST 5 more Super Bowl wins coming in the next 10 or so years. This is almost incomprehensible to a fan that doubted he would ever see the Chiefs win a Super Bowl again.

Did it feel good to kick the ass of old weak feeble Big Ben?

I mean, yeah, it did, but did it scratch an itch? No, it didn't.

What's done is done. Brady getting his ass kicked as a 47 year old isn't going to do shit.

I'd sacrifice 10 Nicoles to get rid of Brady.

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Apparently his Australian speaking tour was weird and cringy.

He's gonna be as boring as Montana as an analyst and he knows it.

He’s completely washed. His last game he flinched at every threat of a hit. This is total crap and bullshit.

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I hope they use a LOT of gasoline.

Looks like what you’d get if you asked AI to make Tom Brady.

i tried to tell you guys LMAO

I can't add anything to this, so I'll just nod in appreciation.

Someone better give him shit about awkwardly kissing his son or the entire show is a lie!

pass

You're right, but I'd be surprised if somebody goes there.

Did anyone hear Tom say to Jeff “don’t say that shit again” after the Robert Kraft joke?

I'm seeing clips of this show up right now on X, but you couldn't pay me enough to watch this shit. This guy will never be able to stay out of the limelight.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Bill Belichick: <br><br>“It’s an honor to be at the roast of Tom Brady on Netflix tonight. It’s not to be confused with the 10-part Bill Belichick roast during the Apple TV documentary.”<br><br>��</p>&mdash; Field Yates (@FieldYates) <a href="https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1787294442967179432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 6, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

LMAO

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Bill Belichick just crushed Rob Gronkowski. Oh my god. ����<a href="https://t.co/o709VKab2n">pic.twitter.com/o709VKab2n</a></p>&mdash; Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) <a href="https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1787295348534231314?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 6, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

WHAT A BITCH

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tom Brady wasn&#39;t a fan of this Robert Kraft joke...<br><br>Felt like a near Will Smith moment.<a href="https://t.co/UX89tlw7f1">pic.twitter.com/UX89tlw7f1</a></p>&mdash; Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) <a href="https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1787279432320733376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 6, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Congrats, Tom, on successfully ensuring that everybody who wasn't even watching this thing will now hear that joke.

I love roasts. But can someone tell me if this is worth watching? Or is it a bunch of new englanders circle jerking each other. If so I’ll just watch Jeff Ross

I'm not watching, but is anybody actually roasting Tom Brady or is it just a bunch of shots at other Patriots people?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Julian Edelman to Bill Belichick:<br><br>‘do your job!’… more like need a job, Coach<a href="https://t.co/Zscv394wJC">pic.twitter.com/Zscv394wJC</a></p>&mdash; Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) <a href="https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1787300804279337241?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 6, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

If Mahomes keeps winning super bowls, the cheating years are gonna look worse and worse for Brady.

Guys, it's hysterical. They have crushed Brady with the Giselle stuff and everything else. It's really good.

"He put the Gis in Giselle." "Tom, 8 lessons a week and she's still a white belt? Red flag!"

That actually happened. Bledsoe was a showstopper.

Brilliant idea to get people who hate Tom Brady to watch Tom Brady content.

I would binge watch the entire Small Wonder series before I would even consider watching a bunch of patriots players talking each other up. This is the sports equivalent of an Al Qaeda dinner.

Not happening.

Uhhh, Vicky was amazing? And her brother Jamie was a champ. Why is Small Wonder receiving strays?

I was actually looking forward to it because Jeff Ross is a ****ing pro. But god what a night and day difference between the pats and chiefs. Gronk is a tool but at least dude knows how to have a good time. Its hard to believe we went through decades of this garbage curmudgeons and then you wind up with reid and Kelce and mahomes, 3 guys everyone in the world would have a beer with. If there are guys like bill Burr I'll watch buy it sounds like it was just a patriot circle jerk.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tom Brady takes a shot at the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a> and Taylor Swift: “Kansas City, you say your stadium is the loudest? It helps when your fans are 14 year old girls.&quot; <a href="https://t.co/Ma6RbIdky3">pic.twitter.com/Ma6RbIdky3</a></p>&mdash; Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) <a href="https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1787319731025829933?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 6, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

This roast is ****ing hilarious

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“I’m tired of owning just the Colts and the Bills.” <br><br>�� TALK. ��<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TomBradyRoast?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TomBradyRoast</a> <a href="https://t.co/mym7cCvFqZ">pic.twitter.com/mym7cCvFqZ</a></p>&mdash; Pats Buzz (@PatsBuzz) <a href="https://twitter.com/PatsBuzz/status/1787321610606678464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 6, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


Poor Bills

Great roast but Kevin Hart said it best - **** You Tom Brady - you jackhole!

I give him props for going after the Chiefs because he knows we are coming for him…

This weirdo prick has to be the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral.

**** him. I'm not watching.

Best roast I’ve ever watched, they ****ing nailed it.

Damn, best one ever.

Lots of Hernandez jokes LMAO

It’s really not that serious, if you want to pout by all means. You’re missing out out though, that shit was funny af

I'll make your mom pout

Tom Brady shitting on the Chiefs for “sucking for 50 years” is odd considering the Patriots have sucked without Tom Brady in their team history.

See, this just reeks to me of Tom wanting an opportunity to publicly shit on the entities he doesn't/didn't like, so he signed up for this roast specifically so he could get his time at the end. It was an environment where people wouldn't think he's a psycho, and he knows people call him a cheater and a pedo anyway, so why not do it all at once and try to appeal to people who hate him?

Guy is a narcissistic ****head of the highest order. I can't wait until Mahomes turns this guy's legacy irrelevant

Full joke…..

Tom Brady Taking Shots At The Chiefs And Chiefs Fans: “Kansas City, you say your stadium is the loudest. It helps when your fans are 14 year old girls. In honor of TAY TAY. Let's take a look at the Chiefs Eras, Terrible for 50 years, good for 5. SHAKE IT OFF.”

Well, that's why I said I'd prefer it. Vicky was the Meryl Streep of robotic children.

That doesn't even make sense. Arrowhead was the loudest stadium long before the Swifties joined in holy alliance. The only people who would laugh at that are the refs who were on his payroll.

Did the vampire, suck all the life out of the room

Patrick will have to do something Brady hasn't beginning with a 3 pat then an undefeated season including winning the Super Bowl.

If Mahomes does this then the Brady nutlickers will start panicking because then they'll have to concede that Patrick is the true GOAT of this era.

Okay that was funny as ****. Tom's monologue at the end seemed like a window into his weird speaking tour, which makes the 2.5hr roasting of him prior even better.

Bill and Peyton showing up too was epic.

Not a real roast if you don't invite Eli Manning, probably the one guy with the most street cred to roast him. Brady went off on Giants fans too...still bitter about 18-1 lol.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Best part of the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TomBradyRoast?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TomBradyRoast</a> roast! <a href="https://twitter.com/EliManning?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@EliManning</a> must love this ���� NY Giants ❤️❤️���� <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/nyg?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#nyg</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Giants?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Giants</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/elimanning?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#elimanning</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/gmen?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#gmen</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/nfl?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#nfl</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/tombrady?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#tombrady</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/giantspride?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#giantspride</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Netflix?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Netflix</a> <a href="https://t.co/H969F1akIM">pic.twitter.com/H969F1akIM</a></p>&mdash; Nicoletta Gacos (@BossLadyNikkiG) <a href="https://twitter.com/BossLadyNikkiG/status/1787317625044791633?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 6, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

i mean, he did just admit to deflategate. i for one think that this should disqualify him from the Hall of Fame.

just joking, but he really did admit to it.........

It sucks, but the ****er is the most successful player in league history. Sure, there was a lot of cheating and ref hijinks and pure shit luck involved, but at the end of the day, none of that matters to the record books. Perhaps the day will come when Pat eclipses his SB win total, but Brady will always be undefeated against the Chiefs and Mahomes in the playoffs, and that's never going to go away. If he wants to be a noxious dick about it, well, he's earned the right.

The only guy who can legitimately tell him to **** off is Eli Manning. That may be the greatest head scratcher in history.

That is probably the single dumbest point people make to suck Brady’s dick in comparison to Mahomes.

Mahomes and Brady won 2 Super Bowls each with Mahomes as a starter in the league.

With Mahomes’s 2 most vulnerable teams, Mahomes made it to Brady in the postseason.

What happened in the years when Brady had vulnerable teams? Why wasn’t he good enough to elevate those teams to make it to Mahomes?

And that’s ignoring that Brady was thoroughly out played by Mahomes in the AFCCG, and was a Dee Ford away from throwing his third pick to choke away that game.

“Brady loses in the Wildcard Rounds in the 2019-2020 and 2022-2023 seasons by throwing a season ending pick 6 and getting blown out by the Cowboys, here’s why that’s a negative for Mahomes”

Tom Brady is Troy Aikman saying, "Talk to me when he has half my Super Bowls." Mahomes is knockin', eventually you'll have to answer.

I'm sorry but the head-to-head argument is the dumbest argument to make when it comes to Brady. Brady is literally 2-9 in the playoffs vs Eli, Foles, Plummer, Sanchez, Tannehill, Flacco, and Dak. Meanwhile, Mahomes has only lost to two excellent QBs in the playoffs.

I hope you're not implying that I'm ballwashing that prick, because if you are you can **** straight the hell off. Yes, I know all about Dee Ford - I was freezing my ass off watching from the upper level when it happened. For about five glorious seconds I thought I had just watched the Chiefs punch their ticket to the Super Bowl in person. Then it all went away. Yes, the Chiefs should have won that game. But they didn't. And maybe the Bucs Super Bowl debacle doesn't shake out the way it did had Fisher not been hurt in the previous game. But he was. Facts are facts, no matter how much they suck.

Luckily three championships in five years takes a lot of the sting away, so we don't have to keep whining about woulda/coulda/shoulda. Or at least we shouldn't. We're not Bills fans.

Nobody cares what your dumb miserable ass has to say

Good point, he was the one missing piece. Would have been hilarious if he walked out after Peyton.