ChiefsPlanet - Life New Dating Megathread

Remember when I said I was off pussy? Well I lied. Chick from work who is down to just have sex came over (I work in a huge building and never see this person at all at work, though it is still probably stupid). She sent me this today from what happened last night. She also sent me a pic without the top on and there's a lot more bruising but I ain't bout to post her tittays on the internet.

I think I'm addicted to sex.

http://i.imgur.com/DMV3SHP.jpg

Good man.

Hopefully those aren't lesions.

Buck	11-06-2013 02:59 PM

They are my claw marks. I was trying to rip off her tit.

Valiant

11-06-2013 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 10165773)

I will post the topless version when I get back from the gym tonight.

Dayze

11-06-2013 03:01 PM

thems some big ass tittays.

The Franchise

11-06-2013 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 10165773)

I know you've got my phone number. Text me that shit. lol

Buck	11-06-2013 03:18 PM

For some reason I attract girls with huge knockers. It's not very important to me (breast size). But all the girls I end up with have big boobs.

The Franchise

11-06-2013 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 10165833)

For some reason I attract girls with huge knockers. It's not very important to me (breast size). But all the girls I end up with have big boobs.

It's been the same way since I started dating. Chick with big tits.....all over me. I've only ever dated one chick that was a B cup.

Pasta Little Brioni

11-06-2013 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10165271)

What is an appropriate "1-month of dating" gift? I like this girl and am now ruled by my loins.

Choco Penii

Titty Meat

11-06-2013 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10165271)

What is an appropriate "1-month of dating" gift? I like this girl and am now ruled by my loins.

Lick her ASS

LoneWolf

11-06-2013 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 10165994)

Lick her ASS

If he hasn't done this already, there certainly won't be a 2 month anniversary.

Clay, get her a gift certificate for a massage. Just trust me on this one.

TLO	11-07-2013 12:04 AM

Dear dating thread,

I'm talking to this girl I met online. She's 24 (I'm 19) and I feel like I'm in way over my head. She is absolutely drop dead gorgeous, and has worked her way up to a very nice career in the career field I plan on entering when I graduate. I'm not someone who generally lacks self confidence, but when I talk to her I feel like I'm making an ass of myself, second guessing everything I say.

Any helpful advice?

Yours truly,
Big Smoke

Discuss Thrower

11-07-2013 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10166882)

Don't put her on a pedestal. You're doing nothing but ****ing yourself by saying she's drop dead gorgeous and you're way over your head.

BigCatDaddy

11-07-2013 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10166882)

Post a picture and that should help us determine the best course of action for you young smoke.

TLO	11-07-2013 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10166883)

Don't put her on a pedestal. You're doing nothing but ****ing yourself by saying she's drop dead gorgeous and you're way over your head.

Agreed. But that's how I feel. I'm trying to get out of that mindset. I actually took a risk and told her a little abt how I felt. She just said she felt quite flattered, and to not worry about it.