That's where I go with my patented "You need some time? You can have all the time you want. Cause we done!"

Pretty much.

I have heard every variation of no longer interested and each one is equally annoying. ROFL Sad part is I catch myself giving lame excuses too, so...

I straight up told my chick I wanted to be exclusive and she didn't balk at it.

At the same time, it's a two way street, because she said she wanted me to hang out with her more...which isn't altogether horrible. o:-)

I'm sure she would have gone looking for some other dude if I hadn't agreed to invest more time in her, though.

Eh, I was on the fence myself, so it is kind of funny. Sweet girl/ great person though. Sucks when the connection just isn't there.

The girl I'm dating is wanting to go to the gym with me. I've always kind of had the gym as my personal time. Anyone have any experiences with going to the gym with the girl you're currently dating?

Yea I do, and it's with the girl I just married. If she can get up and get her shit together in time to go with me, fine (this is rare). But I have a set time that I will go, even on the weekend. There are times where I will go separately from her on the weekends because I like to treat it as my time. She understands this and if she goes while I'm there, she does her own thing separate from me. She has become a useful spotter on bench though. :D

I'm in a slump brahs

Do we ever really know? I have been rendered speechless by female decisions in my life.

Sounds like she just wanted some action.

Had a drunk girl talk to me at the bar on Wild Turkey Wednesday. From a distance she looked interested I knee better: the second I noticed her (which was a bit considering she was about a foot and half shorter than me and we were standing in a packed line) I knew she was already dating some other dude. But I made small tall and decided to change tactics by asking if she had any friends before she told me she was seeing anyone else.

No dice on the fix up of course but at Thanksgiving my friends family asked me why I didn't try to go after a girl. They didn't accept my answer that I did t see a point to it.

It's beyond absurd at this point. Single women detest or don't acknowledge my existence. Taken ones get overly friendly.

So it goes.

Are you ugly, fat, smelly? All three? A combination of two perhaps?

If none of that describes you, there's no reason for you to be rocking the dry nood.

Do you have any friends that are girls?

Girls in relationships don't stay in them forever bruh