1. Umm duh?

2. You shouldn't take that attitude.

I have a lot to learn about guys. I was a late bloomer.

ROFL

"You'll be saying WOW every time you use it...

Just wring that right out... see... just wring that right out. See how much that picks up? You following me camera guy? Yeah... 20 times it's weight in sperm. A regular towel doesn't do that. ShamWow. It does all the work. You'll be saying WOW every time you use it... "

ROFL

The real question is.....Say your current girlfriend/wife USED...to be into the stuff in this thread...before you.

Wanna know?

Great scene in Clerks about this.

"Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!"

I hope not.

Anyone find this post a bit ironic?

Not really, no.

She was a vestal virgin, by gawd, and no amount of evidence will change that fact.

This would probably be a thread of its own...

Do you discuss "history" with significant others...details?

You the guy that thinks she never existed before you so you don't want to know anything....or the guy that finds out she's ridden a sybian or ridden the bang bus for $500 and shout "lets google that tonight baby!!"....

I'll never understand the cuckolds and whatnot.

I second the nomination for a stand-alone thread.

This topic should be ripe for humor.

1. YESYESYESYESYESYES

2. That's horseshit. Stop being so damned hard on yourself.

Furthermore, have you ever dated a woman who just doesn't give head? What did you do? Someone should make a thread about that. That would really suck.

They stopped making those models in '97.

My ex would do it, but she stunk at it. I actually fell asleep a couple of times while she was in the act. A blowjob you fall asleep on is a pretty crappy blowjob.

Her sister, on the other hand, was masterful. :)

Unfortunately, I could never think of a way to work the idea of asking her sister for blowjob pointers into a conversation that wouldn't result in me getting killed in my sleep.