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Dave Lane 02-23-2009 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5521347)
I'm not cool. Run away. Run as fast as you can.
Yep you are a dork...

Hammock Parties 02-23-2009 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5521423)
And yet, guys never stop playing them, it seems.
personally, i like the road less traveled. The Scenic route i guess you could say. I mean, would you rather go to worn out shitty ass branson for the day, or spend a day at the new power and lights district, taking in all it has to offer?

I think you all get what im getting at.

The Buddha 02-23-2009 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Jayhawkerman2001 (Post 5521425)
She must be the type of girl that wants a guy to take charge and not back down from here turning you down. She's giving you just enough clues.
See... fuck that. Why does it have to always be a bout what the girl wants!?! Screw her. I'm not just going to act a certain specific way to get her. I may not get laid, but I'll be me.

The Buddha 02-23-2009 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Jayhawkerman2001 (Post 5521439)
personally, i like the road less traveled. The Scenic route i guess you could say. I mean, would you rather go to worn out shitty ass branson for the day, or spend a day at the new power and lights district, taking in all it has to offer?

I think you all get what im getting at.
Same here. The first time with a chick is the best. Its all downhill from there.

Iowanian 02-23-2009 11:20 PM
No. Well, some of them are, but only right after the divorce after they lose that weight and just start feeling sexy again.

Then, they realize they've already been putting up with "the asshole ex" who was the football star and treated them like shit.

They'll take a nice, doughey guy who can make them laugh, and will treat them right out on their ex husband's speed boat and show you how to do things you've only seen a vaginasaurus do on the internet.

Treat hookers like a queen and a queen like a hooker and you can't go wrong.....Unless the queen is my daughter or sister, and if you treat them wrong, I'll kill you with a frozen turd.


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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5521422)
It kind of is. I'm quiet and shy, but I'm irresponsible and like to party. I just am not loud about it. Either way I'm not sure what cougars look for, but I'm guessing its some confident young guy with a nice body who is extroverted.

Simply Red 02-23-2009 11:21 PM
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The Buddha 02-23-2009 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5521458)
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I love Incubus and Deftones... is this a sign?

Simply Red 02-23-2009 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5521450)
No. Well, some of them are, but only right after the divorce after they lose that weight and just start feeling sexy again.

Then, they realize they've already been putting up with "the asshole ex" who was the football star and treated them like shit.

They'll take a nice, doughey guy who can make them laugh, and will treat them right out on their ex husband's speed boat and show you how to do things you've only seen a vaginasaurus do on the internet.

Treat hookers like a queen and a queen like a hooker and you can't go wrong.....Unless the queen is my daughter or sister, and if you treat them wrong, I'll kill you with a frozen turd.
best post of 2009. :thumb:

The Buddha 02-23-2009 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5521450)
No. Well, some of them are, but only right after the divorce after they lose that weight and just start feeling sexy again.

Then, they realize they've already been putting up with "the asshole ex" who was the football star and treated them like shit.

They'll take a nice, doughey guy who can make them laugh, and will treat them right out on their ex husband's speed boat and show you how to do things you've only seen a vaginasaurus do on the internet.

Treat hookers like a queen and a queen like a hooker and you can't go wrong.....Unless the queen is my daughter or sister, and if you treat them wrong, I'll kill you with a frozen turd.
Wow. I have never met a woman like this before in my life. I have seen two married girls 15 years older than me give me those "fuck me" eyes, but I figure they were just those girls who give all guys those eyes to get what they want.

luv 02-23-2009 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5521430)
Thats not true. You date someone like Skip, he'll provide for you, be easy to read, and home every night at 6:30 for Wheel of Fortune and Cagney and Lacey reruns before bed.
Skip would be scared shitless that I might roll over on him. I couldn't see him live like that. Or could I?

The Buddha 02-23-2009 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5521468)
best post of 2009. :thumb:
It won't let me give Iowanian enough rep... :-) seriously.

luv 02-23-2009 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 5521437)
Yep you are a dork...
Yeah, well....it takes one to know one.

ChiefsCountry 02-23-2009 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5521470)
Wow. I have never met a woman like this before in my life. I have seen two married girls 15 years older than me give me those "fuck me" eyes, but I figure they were just those girls who give all guys those eyes to get what they want.
You are used to the college scene arent you?

Iowanian 02-23-2009 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5521471)
Skip would be scared shitless that I might roll over on him. I couldn't see him live like that. Or could I?
I don't know. He's a pretty strong fella and could bench press a Hudson back in the day. You two should get together if you're going to just keep leading Claythan on...he's old enough to not be around forever, and then you'll be able to move GC into his house and have free HD Satelite for life.

luv 02-23-2009 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5521479)
I don't know. He's a pretty strong fella and could bench press a Hudson back in the day. You two should get together if you're going to just keep leading Claythan on...he's old enough to not be around forever, and then you'll be able to move GC into his house and have free HD Satelite for life.
Sounds like a plan.


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