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beach tribe 03-05-2009 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5559667)
I say you totally go with the hispanic chick. She might even date you, and you might even get to know her.

I don't know about where you live, but where I am, if a girl is thirty and not married, something is wrong with her.
ROFL

Mecca 03-05-2009 11:20 PM
I heard he was from Cootersnot Arkansas.

The Buddha 03-05-2009 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5559679)
I heard he was from Cootersnot Arkansas.
Not cootersnot, but the middle of nowhere, Arkansas.

And I'm serious. The only 30 year-old girls that aren't married/divorced, are super ugly or psycho.

Mecca 03-05-2009 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5559682)
Not cootersnot, but the middle of nowhere, Arkansas.
I got the state right..those little towns weird me the **** out, I always think Texas Chainsaw Massacre is gonna break out.

The Buddha 03-05-2009 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5559689)
I got the state right..those little towns weird me the **** out, I always think Texas Chainsaw Massacre is gonna break out.
A friend I know went to a town called Zinc, which I guess is known for clan activity (they wanted to see if they could see a real-live clan member...idiots).

So they see this little boy and little girl, about 7 years old each, walking down the street in church clothes (little suit and little dress). Except their barefoot, and the little boy is carrying a headless chicken.

Tell me THAT'S not creepy.

The Buddha 03-05-2009 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5559689)
I got the state right..those little towns weird me the **** out, I always think Texas Chainsaw Massacre is gonna break out.
I have a chance to move out to Denver if I want to... I don't know what would be worse, though. Deliverance, or Bronco Territory.

beach tribe 03-05-2009 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5559689)
I got the state right..those little towns weird me the **** out, I always think Texas Chainsaw Massacre is gonna break out.
In my old town we had a crazy dude that used to dress up like Elvis, and run for mayor. One week he was dressed up like swat, the next week he was Johny Cash dancing on tables at the local restaurants. Seriously hilarious stuff.

Mecca 03-05-2009 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 5559701)
In my old town we had a crazy dude that used to dress up like Elvis, and run for mayor. One week he was dressed up like swat, the next week he was Johny Cash dancing on tables at the local restaurants. Seriously hilarious stuff.
I didn't know you use to live by Stevie.

beach tribe 03-05-2009 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5559705)
I didn't know you use to live by Stevie.
Unless Stevie is fat as hell, and cross eyed, it's not him.

Mecca 03-05-2009 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 5559709)
Unless Stevie is fat as hell, and cross eyed, it's not him.
Fat Elvis!

Thanks to you guys I will never stop in a small town again.

KcMizzou 03-05-2009 11:32 PM
Meh, small towns are good in a lot of ways. I grew up in a town of 1800. Didn't leave 'till I was 18.

It was more Dazed and Confused than Deliverance.

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The Buddha 03-05-2009 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5559712)
Fat Elvis!

Thanks to you guys I will never stop in a small town again.
So would you rather live in a small town, or in Bronco territory (I-25 corridor)

beach tribe 03-05-2009 11:32 PM
The one great thing about small towns is there are always smoking hot girls looking for adventure.

beach tribe 03-05-2009 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5559717)
Meh, small towns are good in a lot of ways. I grew up in a town of 1800. Didn't leave 'till I was 18.

It was more Dazed and Confused than Deliverance.

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That movie reminds almost exactly of my home own.

The Buddha 03-05-2009 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5559717)
Meh, small towns are good in a lot of ways. I grew up in a town of 1800. Didn't leave 'till I was 18.

It was more Dazed and Confused than Deliverance.

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Except most people don't have as nice a cars as these, and Matthew McConaughey's character in reality is a meth-head.


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