Step 1: Setup webcam
Step 2: Invite her to change in your bedroom
Step 3: Provide url to webcam in this thread

Only then can we give you further advice. Oh, and leave some porn lying around. I've seen this work before.

As long as she doesn't point and laugh.

This guy says you are putting the pussy on a pedestal...http://dvd.easycinema.com/easy/image...3916-large.jpg

What's the rest of the texts?
Fuggin secretive CPers!

Niiiiiice. Plants the thought in the girl's mind that sex is already a forgone conclusion while giving her the dominant role as the laugher and not the laughee.

You've talked to girls before...

Girls are simple little creatures. Easy to fool.

Men are super complex.

Why, I just don't know what I'd do if I ever found one.

Tell her you're a talent agent for an adult modeling agency where she can make $1000/day but she has to do EXACTLY what you tell her. You'll need to make a tryout video to send to your boss.

ROFL

Heh. I just reeled in the one I was fishing for.

I love the "I made some extra [food], if you haven't eaten yet."

its casual and shows you can cook.

I would try to get together the first night the roommate is gone - you want to maximize the time you have to get those panties off; waiting until the last day might leave you only touching nipple.

Just put afew hundred dollar bills on your line and she'll reel right in ..

i cant believe i fell for your trick where you bait me by quoting my post in an attempt to foster an amusing conversation.
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Anybody watching Ice Road Truckers? That Lisa Kelly is not only beautiful but has a great body. And....... she has the guts of a burglar. Not many girls like that around.