ATTA A BOY EDDY

Inning over. What a great first appearance for Volquez

LMAO at Denny's "unpaid umpires" remark

Ned stole an inning for the bullpen, and Abreu won't hit with men on base. Brilliant.

Unreal start for Volquez. Looking like we straight up stole him.

I'd let him pitch the 9th, too

Cut it out.........

He's only at 95.

I'm actually pretty indifferent about it, though

Nah Hochevar gets the 9th via Skype

Insurance run wouldn't hurt my feelings at all

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Edinson Volquez had thrown 8 innings while walking no more than 1 batter exactly once in his career, back in 2009.</p>&mdash; Rany Jazayerli (@jazayerli) <a href="https://twitter.com/jazayerli/status/586265188686557184">April 9, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Great first start from Volquez

If we score again I'd be ok w/ that.

That was actually pretty good.