TMZ was really slacking on July 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I made a snap chat about asking random people in Westport if they have HPV it was a success

says the guy who can't get Dane to retaliate to pedophile and career insults...

LMAO

I bet a bunch of them were either lying in their responses or were blissfully unaware that they have HPV.

That's warts, right?!?!? I know of a lot of people who have warts. Certainly not me, but it does seem to be somewhat more common than the other STD's. I'm always hearing about some jackass giving some jack monkey some warts. This girl I went to school with sued a physician a few years ago because he gave her warts...evidently he knew he had it, but he didn't inform her of it when they had sexual relations with each other. They wrote and posted a story about it in...the...****ing....paper!!! And she was interviewed and everything about the distress she has endured from these warts. I just couldn't believe it....you'd think she'd be embarrassed and a bit less outspoken about her wart situation. Now everyone in the area knows that both of them have warts.

What were peoples' responses in Westport?!?!?

Almost everyone has it. It just doesn't present in everyone.

I really hate Loochy without his Michael Scott avatar.

Mods, please do something about this. Thanks.

I think a Gilbert Gottfried avatar would be more fitting.

Or do you hate him because you think you have warts now?!?! He probably would have said the same thing with the Michael Scott avatar, homeslice!!!

I have this big wart directly above my scrotum that gets tingly and hard when I watch porn. It's about 11 inches long and the thickness of a soup can.

Should I see a doctor? Is this normal?

I think you got inches confused with millimeters. Turn the ruler to the other side. :thumb:

11 inches?!?! Do you by chance, post on Chiefsplanet?!?!?

So how often do you get outbreaks?

I bought this ruler in America. It only reads inches.

Yes, absolutely. Not only did I apologize to BC, I also apologized to some of the mods (I can't remember if it was all of them but definitely Bwana and Floppy and I think AustinChief).

There is and was no excuse for it.

I took the day off from my modeling job. I've spent most of my time training in the backyard, doing sprints and stuff. Throwing footballs over the top of oak trees. Just normal dude things. In between sets I've been posting.