BlackOp |
10-24-2020 12:04 AM |
You know what sucks...none of these new QBs are really "hateable". Lock, Herbert, Burrow, Watson...seem like decent guys.
I guess Brady didn't start out tongue-kissing his son...and perpetually cheating. His wife is a witch...and does rituals before each game....(you listening Ms. Mahomes...this is how you get six rings. "Infant blood"...and lockets of hair from your enemies.
Roethlisberger...well...he pretty much hit the ground being a douche-bag. Some people just look "rapey"...I think his eyes are genetically too close together...which puts an added strain on the "must rape" portion of the brain. Being a gooney-looking **** that stumbled into fame/wealth probably exacerbated the situation... that's a toxic alignment of the stars. There are classic cautionary tales written about this very scenario...sometimes the universe just makes humans ugly to test them. He failed...he's just an ugly, $38 million a year closet rapist...that can afford high-priced escorts now. Nothing changed...he paid off his rape victim too. *shrugs*. Cash makes being visually repugnant.."manageable". I think pretty people should be forced to pay restitution to all the ugly people...this was a Biden campaign promise. "Make ugly beautiful for the first time ever". I have the sign in my yard...which is dumb because I'm handsome...and avoid ugly people.
Manning was dragging his balls across female trainer's faces...and ruining their career when they spoke about it. He was an entitled D-bag well before the NFL...It was pre-high-speed internet....you could be a raging douche and nobody would know about it...and if word got out...you just ****ed their life up with your father's money....I miss the 90s. HGH in his wife's name shouldn't surprise anyone...nor should sending goons to the guy's house who was the whistle-blower...I mean it worked in college, right? They never show shit like this in his Papa Johns commercials... all we got was being a model citizen, throwing footballs and selling crap pizza. Simpler times...I still love that he thanked a Pizza corporation before the Denver fans after winning the Superbowl. He's no dummy..."priorities".
Elway was a cap-cheating, jersey-greasing, arrogant twat...which made rooting against him fun. He only ending up in Denver because he was a 23 year-old entitled prick..and never evolved past that stage. I mean who wouldn't want to be a spoiled, pampered 23 year old for the rest of their lives? Let's just hope he sticks around...he is the most hateable thing about Denver. Man-child, post athlete...it's a ruff go when you realize the only special thing you had was something that faded at 35....but you STILL desire to feel "special".
The only really dislikable player in the AFCW is Abrams...remember Merriman...and his roids?
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