[QUOTE=Eureka;17251711]Your stereotype has been has been updated per messages from other CP user that want to be anonymous.



Ha ha ha!!

This is great!!! Would read again!!!

Not really true on most parts, I did break wife’s car window while on a riding mower!! So not entirely untrue!!

Well done!!! +2.

Surprised nobody has uposted Bwana's stereotype. Bwana strikes me as someone who would shoot a man for stealing a horse. Which I'm generally okay with, seeing as I hang out with criminals. I mean, I'd represent him if he shot a man for stealing a horse.

Also, my favorite show is The Wire, not Law and Order.

Racists. Both of them. All of you tbh.

Bwana once murdered a Bigfoot with his bare hands and sent the corpse to Hog with a note that read, "IS THIS YOUR HERO?". True story.

1. 1963chief’s - Has a micropenis which prevents him from posting.
2. AdolfoliverBush - Known here on CP that his wife has no fur pie.
3. Bearcat - Experimented with his homosexual side in college. Known to have three profiles on here (Bearcats and Bearcat2005). Rumor is he plans on marrying a woman who lives in Singapore and is 30 years younger.
4. bdj23 - Mult account for banned CP'er Cooper Barrett.
5. BWillie - Longs for an oriental wife. Knows how to rile up DC.
6. cabletech94 - Lost his virginity in Key West FL to a Ms Robinson type. Owns a shitty mattress. Has shattered his wife's rear car window twice in two different domestic abuse situations.
7. Carcosa - Trivia king but gets mad when he loses.
8. ChiliConCarnage - Likes pineapple pizza and has an obsession with Mark Davis. Took his family out in celebration of the LV Aces championship.
9. Chiefspants - Known to post more often on CP during the offseason. Spent two years in juvenile hall causing him to miss his sophomore and junior year.
10. ChiefaRoo - Doesn't really like KC sports. Took that fat KC Star reporter Brooke Pryor on a date.
11. Coochie liquor - Blunts, Vacations, and ho's in Jamaica.
12. CurtCobain - Talks about his bad habit of dating crazy women. Has had two different cars vandalized by ex's. Doesn't know how to separate his long posts into paragraphs.
13. DaFace - Raging Pot Head. Is nice occasionally.
14. Dante84 - Has the biggest penis out of any user on CP according to Billay.
15. Dark Horse - Is as cool and groovy. He once lost a bet to Hootie.
16. Detoxing - Has been trying for many years to move out of his ghetto San Diego neighborhood. Is a fan of duel monitors. After puffing on a dobby he has a tendency to talk about UFO's. Can play the Cholo or the white-collar role.
17. dirk digler - Years back he mentioned how he was pantsed in HS in front of all of his classmates. Afterwards he soon realized that was the reason a lot of girls in his school were wanting to hangout with him.
18. Donger - Limey who loves soccer. Has talked about using a cigarette holder when smoking. Often talks about how dentists are the devil.
19. Eureka - Bought his wife from China. Felon who has front-row Raiders tickets in LV. Works part-time as a Lyft driver in Vegas.
20. Eleazar - Is typecast as someone with the gift of gab. He was a used car salesman for over a decade before he ventured into his true love of making Hallmark Cards.
21. Fish - Raging Pot Head. Leans so far the left the Clintons don't want his vote (Honorable mention also known as ASSMAN in real life).
22. ForozenChief - Always talks about his fan page about the TV series Law & Order. Frequently hangs out with criminals.
23. Gloucestechief - Is a homer for clam chowder and has bragged about watching all of Mark Wahlberg's movies.
24. Graystoke - Is a decent poster and isn't overbearing. Supposedly his wife monitors his CP usage.
25. Gravedigger - Doesn't know how to open the hood of his vehicle. Supposedly knows how to train dragons but we think that's a sexual innuendo.
26. Hammock Parties - Drives a Nissan Murano that kids threw rocks at, didn't get laid until 34, attends HS musical plays because his older girlfriend makes him.
27. Haywire - Is the poster who threw a dildo through a car window. Everyone here knows Cancer calls him Chuck Norris.
28. Hog's Gone Fishin - Jerked off hogs for a living. Jerks himself off for fun.
29. Iowanian - Can't really say much as his wife monitors his posting here on CP. He loves Iowa.
30. IowaHawkeyeChief - Runner-up in Karim's national championship series in 1987. In his youth his friends dared him to piss on an electrical fence and it didn't go well.
31. InvinciBill - Reigning authority on rep distribution. He once posted about how when he was a teenager his older brother found his diary and showed everyone at school its contents. Unfortunately Mary (his HS crush) didn't feel the same way and from then on she avoided him.
32. JewRabbi - Won't marry his live-in girlfriend of 9 years because she's woke. Has a fetish for Asian women otherwise known as yellow fever.
33. JJJChiefsfan - Believes the Earth is 6,000 years old and homeschools his children so they grow up to be non-functioning adults. Likes salsa made in NY CITY.
34. KC Connection - Is cousins with LeBron James. The Las Vegas Raiders are his 2nd favorite team. Owns Barbie dolls. Is a Michael Oher fan.
35. KC Hawks - QB evaluator extraordinaire. Flunked out of HS.
36. KC United - Has been known to talk highly about the Chargers. Always responds with great posts.
37. Katipan - A true Weed know-it-all. Also known as a right-winger in DC. Has been known to treat CP as a dating site. 8109 Blakeland Dr, Littleton, CO 80125
38. lewdog - He's been typecast as a buff dude who could get ass from any bar fly. Supposedly he has children in two different states he's never met.
39. loochy - He's been stereotyped as a super-rich and good-looking MENSA member with a 10-inch penis (undersized according to CP standards).
40. luv - Known to have worked hard to get into peak physical condition which caused her to catch a case of marriage. Lots of posters have nothing but nice things to say about her.
41. Marcellus - Had the most posts in the "Gay day in the Hay' thread. Thinks Mahomes is a turnover machine. Once upon a time he got busy in a Burger King Bathroom.
42. Mecca - Has been typecast as a socialist. Has been known to offer shitty fantasy football advice. Has two posters of Deion Sanders in his garage that he bragged about.
43. ming the Merciless - Known as a Patriots way believer. He is the originator of the "e-gasm" and frequently does that daily. Was in the Chess club in HS and usually got his ass beat weekly.
44. mr. Kotter - Is known to bash fellow Boomers in order to make his generation and himself look better. Bragged about buying houses cheap in the 70's and then selling them for big $$ recently to Millennials.
45. mr. tegu - It has been known he struggles with math but excels at posting here on CP. Didn't attend a university but has a great job. Is a fan of Bill Maher. Offers great deals on vacation rental homes.

started alphabetizing the list if anyone wants to help out

Understood. Your stereotype has been updated.

No, mine is stupid.
I slept with him before I dated him.

Yours and Bwana's stereotypes have been updated. This info was passed on via fellow CP members.


Noted. Your stereotype has been updated.

Per Bearcat and Da Face request they were put in order of popularity. That was one of there non negotiables. Nothing I can do about that.

First time opening this thread, interesting thread fail without Rainman being first on the list.

After 19 years on here, it is a daily check in, but not an obsession like some.

Do I give a shit what my stereo type is on here? Of course, but it is minimal.

It is purely entertainment. Good luck to all of you making it to this age. :D

Now **** off.

Rainman's stereotype has been updated.

Seems a few people here know things about you so your stereotype was updated. Cheers

Don’t forget about his collection of Tyler Bray jizz.

Stereotype has been updated.

ThaVirus: 1. likes “curvy” women and only dates women above his weight class. 2. Is black

Others have passed on similar information and I have updated the stereotype.