And...Contreras got his arm broken on catcher interference. Lol.

Cue the Benny Hill music, it fits perfectly with the theme.


Along with Miles giving up the lead in the 5th and melting down like always.

This team is just so impossible to like.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is just too close. Batters are standing as far back as possible to counter velocity. Catchers are getting as close as possible to frame pitches. <br><br>Not sure if it needs to be regulated somehow but this sucks to see. <a href="https://t.co/zdL6TkUkaJ">https://t.co/zdL6TkUkaJ</a> <a href="https://t.co/oHLPZWuxTZ">pic.twitter.com/oHLPZWuxTZ</a></p>&mdash; Jomboy (@Jomboy_) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jomboy_/status/1788013138744373266?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 8, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Baaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Boo these mother****ers, BFIB. If you have any dignity left at all, boo them.

Meanwhile Butters continues to be a pathetic company mouth piece.

Oh and Noot is hitting a pathetic .175 ROFL so yeah (Bart: "say it" CP: "pasta was right")...and Gorman has turned into a pumpkin hitting .180. This offense is an abomination

"Maybe it needs to be regulated"

{Contreras trembles in agony}

Consider it regulated, dude. That's his fault. You don't put your ****ing arm in the strike zone and that's why. "Maybe we should regulate putting dicks near paper shredders..."

Nah - one time facing the consequences of being a little less precise than you imagined should pretty well take care of that.

It's eye-opening how sparse the crowds are for a decent draw like the Mets, even for a Monday and Tuesday.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">31,283 is tonight&#39;s announced attendance, a new season low for Busch and a new record for smallest night game crowd at this ballpark, non-2021 edition.</p>&mdash; Jeff Jones (@jmjones) <a href="https://twitter.com/jmjones/status/1787655094260871581?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 7, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

They booed the dog piss out of Mikolas, useless ****head that he is.

"NOLANS HEATING UP FELLAS!!" Just ask Butters and Skip

Just a reminder - we have another full season left on Mikolas's deal AFTER this season.

Because Mozeliak, in his infinite ****ing wisdom, tore up the last option year of a 34 yr old pitcher and instead decided to give him 2 more guaranteed seasons right before he struggled to keep his ERA under 5 for a season.

Because literally every single mother****ing decision this stupid arrogant bastard makes is wrong. Wrong from the very second he makes it.

Because he's just god-awful at this.

Frontier boy taken deep by Alonso lulz.

Gold is cooked. Whiffs on a ball half way across the other box. 0 for last 24

Mozeliak wanted to extend him.

I'm betting it was Bloom that was prevented it.

He'd have given Goldschmidt 3/$75 million and patted himself on the back for locking up the core.

It does look like Martinez was well behind the line of the batters box.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">J.D. Martinez should have been called out for being out of the batters box. Awful stuff to see a guy injured so badly by this bush league play <a href="https://t.co/pBpDto76Ws">pic.twitter.com/pBpDto76Ws</a></p>&mdash; Ephrim K (@ephrim_k) <a href="https://twitter.com/ephrim_k/status/1788004851621773382?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 8, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>