Faded AF right now lol. I thought he was sick or something last week.

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Nope, I don't give a shit. However, I guarantee he'd be a bigger LG than Caliendo.

It's been renamed dude. I still get you though.

Mahomes could stand a Darth Maul style makeover. Few spikes and glowing eyes.

Prepare for the inquisition, sinner!!!

Go hire another overmatched loser LB coach as your head coach

Not having wanya Morris: no big deal , or big deal?

We're ****ing blowing out this premature band of band of up an' comers. They ain't ready and they ain't us...

I'm not a fan. I wonder who we activated instead.

Beware of the Tommy Townsend fake punt.

Not gonna lie, everyone in the media acting like this is a foregone conclusion is making me strangely nervous.

Need to get out hot and jump on them early. Don’t **** around and let Houston hang around.

And to pivot from shitting on talking heads I think Cousins future is in TV. Seems like a good speaker and his future sure as hell isn't at QB...

gonna be me shortly