AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

ROFL

I think she figured it out.

oH. mY gOD. that iS sO funNY.

i DiE... ROFL ROFL

The hens finally left, thank god.

o:-)

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LMAO

'kay you Nascar fans the Sprint cup race is tomorrow (Sat) night at 6:30 central daylight time. Everyone else figure out the time for yourselves. :p

THE RACE: Samsung Mobile 500
TRACK: Texas Motor Speedway
Race: Saturday, April 9, 2011 in Fort Worth, TX
NASCAR Pre-race: FOX - 7:00pm/et
April 2010 Pole Sitter: #14-Tony Stewart, 191.327mph, finished 32nd

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November 2010 Pole Winner: #19-Elliott Sadler, 195.397 mph, finished 23rd

Track Pole Record: #25-Brian Vickers, 196.235, 11/3/2006

Oldest Pole Winner: Bill Elliott, 46 years, 6 months, 0 days, 4/08/2002

Youngest Pole Winner: Brian Vickers, 23 years, 0 months, 12 days, 11/05/2006

April 2010 Race Winner: #11-Denny Hamlin, 146.230mph, started 29th

November 2010 Race Winner: #11-Denny Hamlin, 140.456mph, started 30th

Track Race Record: Carl Edwards, Nov 2005, 151.055mph

Slowest Race Record: Jeff Burton, 1997, 125.102mph

Oldest Race Winner: The Greatest Former Champion, Wheel Holder Dale Jarrett, 44 years, 4 months, 6 days, 4/1/1892

Youngest Race Winner: Ryan Newman, 25 years, 3 months, 22 days, 3/30/2003

Most Wins: 3 - Carl Edwards

Most Poles: 2 - Ryan Newman, Bobby Labonte, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Jeff Burton, Jeff Gordon

Most Top 5s: 8 - Matt Kenseth

Most Top 10s: 12 - Mark Martin

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Numbers for Texas Motor Speedway:
1 - number of wins from the pole (Kasey Kahne - 2006) in the previous 18 Sprint Cup races at Texas Motor Speedway; four from the front row

1 - fewest laps led by race winner (Jeff Burton - 4/15/07)
4 -fewest leaders for a race (11/8/09)
5 -fewest cautions for a race (twice, most recently 11/8/09)
6 - fewest cars on lead lap at the finish of a race at the 1.5-mile track (11/8/09)
7 - number of cautions in last year's spring race at TMS including three for spins and two for accidents
17 -most leaders for a race (4/2/00)
26 -fewest caution laps for a race (twice, most recently 11/8/09)
73 -most caution laps for a race (4/6/97)
40 - most cars running at finish of a race (twice, most recent 11/2/08)
120 -minutes, amount of time it takes to dry the 1.5-mile track after a significant rainfall.
278 -most laps led by race winner (11/5/06)
2,500 -approximate number of tires Goodyear will mount for Sprint Cup teams during the weekend; teams may receive as many as five sets of tires for practice and 11 sets for the race.

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hi, who's your favorite driver?

I don't follow Nascar because its boring as hell to watch on TV.

Turn left Turn left Turn left. <----- That's not driving.

What an original take. Maybe you ought to start a "Not NASCAR 2011 Thread" and try out all of your material.

I'm still not convinced that Dylan has figured out who I am.

Surprisingly not Clint Bowyer. Although he is an up and comer. It's probably Mark Martin cuz he's in the same generation as me. I just like to watch the races, and I have different favorites at different tracks. Kasey Kahne is my personal hottie er I mean fave but I do like Kurt (NOT Kyle) Busch although Kyle seems to have mellowed this year. It's been a fun season so far!

RedNeckRaider:

Thanks for the debate...

The bump and run changed with the new Car of Tomorrow. "The rear bumpers on the new cars have been lowered, while the front bumper has been raised. When a trailing car hits a car in the back now, the contact is square, and the leading car isn't lifted off the track." In addition, "The moment you are hit, you don't actually know whether it's going to be a nudge or a disaster."

"The France Family’s Martinsville “paperclip” is really more in the mold of a traditional short track. It’s flat. That means don’t gas on it in to the turns…gas on it out of the turns. Brake gently in and speed up out. Pretty simple. Except when you give it a bit too much into the turns, those walls will suck you in. You can bump, but you can’t run far."

I believe this video proves the reporter's point:

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@mw55 Michael Waltrip
“@KevinHarvick: Baseball season in full swing yankees red sox game on now!” ..can I come over and watch w you? I made some summer sausage.
6 hours ago

@JimmieJohnson @RutledgeWood I'm having sausage for breakfast
7 hours ago

Oh shit no he di'nt!

Wait, I don't know anything about Twitter. Who wrote that- JJ or Rutledge?

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Here's the link to Mikey's Twitter account: http://twitter.com/mw55

I'm not sure...


Funny: John Elway must like NASCRAP -- he's friends with a lot drivers on twitter -

6:46 is the estimated time for the green in case anyone was wondering

I'll actually get a chance to watch a race tonight! PBJ

Worked a morning shift today, for a change.

However, I'll be switching to and from the 2nd game of the O's doubleheader, too.

go 24

Hey guys!!! Good to see you!



This track is hard on engines -- besides the fastest non-plate track

Hee Haw!

"Ready, Ready, Green Flag, Green Green"

did i just see 4 wide? lol

501 miles race

hope they don't get strung out early

Wow, Ragan's dusting the field early. And, caution...

Stewart wrecks on pit road, and Harvick gets penalized already...sheesh.

i like this track --the drivers can actually speed, pass & race --

kind of sep. the drivers from the racers

oh no, tony's got to be pissed --

bunch of action on that pit stop

WTF? I haven't even turned my TV on yet.

Blaney was coming in in front of Stewart and (I assume) no one told the #14 to check up at the last second, No ones fault really, just one of those things that happens when essentially the whole field tries to get onto and off of pit road at the same time.

Well, I don't know how wrecked he is, but in the camera shot looking straight at the nose of the car, I could see a considerable amount of his right front tire.

I'm thinking of getting NASCAR's in-car scanner. i had TrackPass last year... waste -- but the scanner was great... you can scan all drivers -- or listen to the NASCAR officials -- It's hysterical when the officials cut in and warn or penalize drivers

I was looking for you!! o:-)

I'm kind of hard to find ever since one of the evil moderators switched my username with someone else's.

Ken Schrader is still getting Cup rides?!??

that would be very interesting to hear!~

SOMEONE YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF IN THE WALL!!!

Kvapil is my 31st favorite driver/dylan

see, this is why you need to cheer for more than one driver -- you have your favorite -- lol

you're out of luck tonight, kstater. he didn't qualify LMAO

The **** wat rooterman thinking there? LMAO

what is the 00 doing?

i was eating potato chips -- and all of a sudden he's sidesways on pit road

LMAO

Looks like them Fords is doin' OK tonite...

YOU SHUT UP n00b, YOU SHUT THE HELL UP

On my phone and its a drag to operate here. Hope Happy chops some wood and make a race out of it. I will chime in later about the race...and the on going debate lol~

Ca$hcar offers free weekends of their products every now and then. Always post a link.

Ruetimann is having a hard time -- he's really loose. / friend of mine is listening in.

Oh Lord, Jr has junk on his grille... and the red light is on

I can listen in and follow the drivers radio and get pit pass with my phone package~

Edwards is complaining his car is very very loose

I should sign up for the scanner, pronto.. LOL

Lucky you. Verizon by any chance? wonder if verizon offers a nascrap pkg

that is cool. I think we really are going to try to make it to Ks speedway. We saw it last month when we stayed at GWL and it looks really nice.

Its free with Sprint~

I heard KS Speedway is amazing

damn -- why didn't i think of that -- Nascar's sponsor

I'm too invested in FIOS -- If you live in Manhattan -- It's FIOS or TimeWarner

it looked really nice, but all we could do was look in the fence.

Darrell likes the pretty blinking lights.

I thought tires weren't supposed to be an issue tonight. Are the just running pressures that are too low? That's 3 or 4 right fronts that have blown already.

DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO SHUT THE HELL UP?

Texas likes its NASCAR -- place is packed -- capacity: 112,522

must be a nightmare to leave after the race

LMAO he never shuts up ...

that's because Goodyear pays Brian France, the drunk and failure under the table -- Goodyear hardly gets it right

I didn't see who was beside Busch on the restart, but he got his ass kicked.

wow... kenseth has a rocket

nascar.com's leaderboard went down

FOX Live Leaderboard http://msn.foxsports.com/nascar/cup/...032&state=RACE

LMAO Gimme back my spray can

That boogity bullshit was lame from the start. He brings good insight but can get on your nerves~

That's pretty cool.

Where's jimi-mini me?

fox is milking last week's truex crash for all its worth while trying to head off off this snoozefest --

This one is much better -- NAPCAR's Live Leaderboard -- It's back up: http://www.nascar.com/races/leaderboard/cup/race/

why is Gordon doing so poorly tonight?

What do you mean by tonight?

Rumor: Red Bull is going to offer Carl Edwards a boat load of money.

Kyle passed Ragan

Gordon switched crew chiefs (Steve Letarte) with Junior this year. Their chemistry wasn't right.

Also, Junior is driving Jeff's cars from last season.

Alan Gustafon (sp) was the chief chief for the #5 car when Kyle drove for Hendricks -- I believe Alan was Mark Martin's CC last year....

Phantom debris caution.

Debris caution...someone not named Kenseth tossed a Baby Ruth out the window.

LOL, they didn't even bother to show the "debris"