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Pasta Little Brioni 10-21-2013 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 10109367)
The sock gets a weeks vacation.

The jerk store called and said they were all out of socks.

Pasta Little Brioni 10-21-2013 05:03 PM

Not even any excuses they were so bad ROFL

Pasta Little Brioni 10-21-2013 05:06 PM

Indy was down to Sweet Hate at CB, forced to play prevent or the rapening would have been there. When they attacked it was 8 straight stops.

mnchiefsguy 10-21-2013 05:08 PM

If Knowmo does not have the balls to show up after a loss, he should be permabanned. What little value his posts have fades away when he runs and hides.

Mother****erJones 10-21-2013 05:18 PM

Haha he's in hiding. That little bitch needs banned forever! Comon mods

Pasta Little Brioni 10-21-2013 05:21 PM

Exposed just like his doncs...Hef too.

vailpass 10-21-2013 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10111622)
Exposed just like his doncs...Hef too.

The first cut is the deepest...

Pasta Little Brioni 10-21-2013 05:28 PM

That vail guy is a man though

vailpass 10-21-2013 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10111661)
That vail guy is a man though

What's there to say?
Denver got man handled.
KC won a tough one. Props.
Those games are in the books, time to look to next Sunday...

Pasta Little Brioni 10-21-2013 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10111677)
What's there to say?
Denver got man handled.
KC won a tough one. Props.
Those games are in the books, time to look to next Sunday...

Eh, you showed your face. That's all that matters. Some hide. We know KC has it's flaws.

vailpass 10-21-2013 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10111684)
Eh, you showed your face. That's all that matters. Some hide. We know KC has it's flaws.

I'm not afraid of anybody here.
(Do NOT tell MoHillbilly I said that)

MagicHef 10-21-2013 06:02 PM

Sorry I haven't been here to take in the glory of the 7-0 Chiefs. Busy day.

As for Denver, the stupid mistakes they've been making all season finally cost them a game.

Mav 10-21-2013 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 10111858)
Sorry I haven't been here to take in the glory of the 7-0 Chiefs. Busy day.

As for Denver, the stupid mistakes they've been making all season finally cost them a game.

Has vickerson been cut yet?

Mav 10-21-2013 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10111677)
What's there to say?
Denver got man handled.
KC won a tough one. Props.
Those games are in the books, time to look to next Sunday...

The most disturbing thing for me if I am a Broncos fan.

Welker got BLANKETED BY DARIUS BUTLER, and two Vickerson had a complete, and utter meltdown, topped off by that Chest bump bullshit to Andrew Luck in the endzone.

Is he reeruned?

CaliforniaChief 10-21-2013 06:09 PM

Vailpass is a good dude. High character and class, even for a Donkey fan. Same with MHM.

On the flip side, KnowMo is worthless and adds nothing to this board, except shit (from him) and giggles (from us).

vailpass 10-21-2013 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10111888)
The most disturbing thing for me if I am a Broncos fan.

Welker got BLANKETED BY DARIUS BUTLER, and two Vickerson had a complete, and utter meltdown, topped off by that Chest bump bullshit to Andrew Luck in the endzone.

Is he reeruned?

Yes I'm hoping del Rio chewed Vicks ass on that bush move.
It was a weird game, Denver was off from the start...

Pasta Little Brioni 10-21-2013 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 10111858)
Sorry I haven't been here to take in the glory of the 7-0 Chiefs. Busy day.

As for Denver, the stupid mistakes they've been making all season finally cost them a game.

I apologize for lumping you in with Slowmo.

Pasta Little Brioni 10-21-2013 06:11 PM

Herms Fox and Del Rio would not make me confident;

Mother****erJones 10-21-2013 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 10111858)
Sorry I haven't been here to take in the glory of the 7-0 Chiefs. Busy day.

As for Denver, the stupid mistakes they've been making all season finally cost them a game.

We shut down Foster before injuring him and we shut down Ben Tate before Poe broke 4 of Tate's ribs

vailpass 10-21-2013 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief (Post 10111903)
Vailpass is a good dude. High character and class, even for a Donkey fan. Same with MHM.

On the flip side, KnowMo is worthless and adds nothing to this board, except shit (from him) and giggles (from us).

You can GFY.
:)

vailpass 10-21-2013 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 10111914)
We shut down Foster before injuring him and we shut down Ben Tate before Poe broke 4 of Tate's ribs

Does he really have 4 broken ribs?

CaliforniaChief 10-21-2013 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10111929)
You can GFY.
:)

I can fellate myself? I don't do Yoga...no can do. (NTTAWWT)

MagicHef 10-21-2013 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 10111914)
We shut down Foster before injuring him and we shut down Ben Tate before Poe broke 4 of Tate's ribs

Congratulations

vailpass 10-21-2013 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief (Post 10111943)
I can fellate myself? I don't do Yoga...no can do. (NTTAWWT)

Don't blame you.

Even if I could, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't...

Mother****erJones 10-21-2013 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10111931)
Does he really have 4 broken ribs?

Yes from Poe

Pasta Little Brioni 10-21-2013 06:25 PM

One day a true bangmaid will find your path man.

vailpass 10-21-2013 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10111967)
One day a true bangmaid will find your path man.

:) I never get tired of that...

TimBone 10-21-2013 06:31 PM

I know I'm new...but as far as Donkey fans go, Vail and Hef are solid. MHM is alright. Tombstone and Knowmo are trolls, though.

Pasta Little Brioni 10-21-2013 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10111974)
:) I never get tired of that...

It's a dream man. Cooks, cleans, you don't have to listen to her bullshit.....and you get to bang her.

vailpass 10-21-2013 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10112027)
It's a dream man. Cooks, cleans, you don't have to listen to her bullshit.....and you get to bang her.

I have a housekeeper that comes in, I have a girl to bang, but dammit how do you get it all in one without marrying it?

vailpass 10-21-2013 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by McFly (Post 10111986)
I know I'm new...but as far as Donkey fans go, Vail and Hef are solid. MHM is alright. Tombstone and Knowmo are trolls, though.

Neg rep sent.
:)

Quesadilla Joe 10-21-2013 07:04 PM

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The Broncos came into Sunday giving up 7.56 yards per pass play. That average was 5.33 yards against the Colts, Denver's best since Week 1.
https://mobile.twitter.com/MaseDenve...6151920640?p=v

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According to Pro Football Focus (@PFF), the Broncos' highest-graded players were Wes Welker (+3.8) and Von Miller (+4.5).
https://mobile.twitter.com/MaseDenve...7240877056?p=v

RealSNR 10-21-2013 07:07 PM

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RealSNR 10-21-2013 07:08 PM

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Pasta Little Brioni 10-21-2013 07:11 PM

I don't think he realizes they lost

Cannibal 10-21-2013 07:11 PM

This is your first post after last night?

Dear sweet Jesus, please strike him down for he is a blight on the land.

Pasta Little Brioni 10-21-2013 07:14 PM

Their D was still shit. Colts went full herm.

LoneWolf 10-21-2013 07:18 PM

So what you're saying is that Denver played their best defensive game since week 1 and they still gave up 39 points? You might want to zip up your fly because your dumb **** is showing.

threebag 10-21-2013 07:19 PM

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...bAZYFNFUdUfkkY

Knowmo, Come Out And Play...

Mother****erJones 10-21-2013 07:22 PM

ROFL your D is shitty! Told ya so

Cannibal 10-21-2013 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 10112142)

Awesome reference.

vailpass 10-21-2013 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Cannibal (Post 10112152)
Awseme reference.

Warriors was the Shit when I was a kid. Haven't thought about that movie in aloooong time...

Cannibal 10-21-2013 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10112153)
Warriors was the Shit when I was a kid. Haven't thought about that movie in aloooong time...

I haven't either. Thinking of it also brings back memories of Escape From New York. Both were a couple of the first movies we watched when we first got cable when we were kids.

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-21-2013 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10112153)
Warriors was the Shit when I was a kid. Haven't thought about that movie in aloooong time...

Greatest gang movie ever made. I watch it at least once a year.

ClevelandBronco 10-21-2013 07:31 PM

Well, shit.

Bowser 10-21-2013 07:32 PM

lulz

Pasta Little Brioni 10-21-2013 07:33 PM

Embarrasing post by knowmo

vailpass 10-21-2013 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Cannibal (Post 10112170)
I haven't either. Thinking of it also brings back memories of Escape From New York. Both were a couple of the first movies we watched when we first got cable when we were kids.

Snake Pliskin ftw.

Cannibal 10-21-2013 07:35 PM

Filter evasion.

vailpass 10-21-2013 07:36 PM

[QUOTE=Cannibal;10112188].[QUOTE]

:)
Those were the days...

mr. tegu 10-21-2013 07:48 PM

When Champ and Von come back all will be well! Oh wait...

Quesadilla Joe 10-21-2013 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10112139)
So what you're saying is that Denver played their best defensive game since week 1 and they still gave up 39 points? You might want to zip up your fly because your dumb **** is showing.

The defense played pretty well, they were just put into bad spots. We had two turnovers inside our own 20 yard line, we gave the Colts great field position all game and even had a safety. The defense actually kept us in the game but the ball just didn't bounce our way.

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-21-2013 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Von Dumbass (Post 10112279)
The defense played pretty well, they were just put into bad spots. We had two turnovers inside our own 20 yard line, we gave the Colts great field position all game and even had a safety. The defense actually kept us in the game but the ball just didn't bounce our way.

I've got some balls that can bounce your Mom's way. Just sayin'.

RealSNR 10-21-2013 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Von Dumbass (Post 10112279)
The defense played pretty well, they were just put into bad spots. We had two turnovers inside our own 20 yard line, we gave the Colts great field position all game and even had a safety. The defense actually kept us in the game but the ball just didn't bounce our way.

39 points, dude.

That's not good.

Nightfyre 10-21-2013 08:22 PM

If Von Miller got +4.5 in that game, it is CRYSTAL clear that their objectivity is borked by confirmation bias.

Chiefspants 10-21-2013 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Nightfyre (Post 10112376)
If Von Miller got +4.5 in that game, it is CRYSTAL clear that their objectivity is borked by confirmation bias.

Those 2 tackles were game-changing.

MagicHef 10-21-2013 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10112285)
39 points, dude.

That's not good.

Colts only had one TD drive that started in their own territory. If the offense and special teams didn't keep putting the defense in bad spots, the good (imo) game that the defense had would have been much more apparent.

Chiefspants 10-21-2013 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 10112585)
Colts only had one TD drive that started in their own territory. If the offense and special teams didn't keep putting the defense in bad spots, the good (imo) game that the defense had would have been much more apparent.

http://abload.de/img/footballwelkerstare1n7srb.gif

LoneWolf 10-21-2013 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 10112585)
Colts only had one TD drive that started in their own territory. If the offense and special teams didn't keep putting the defense in bad spots, the good (imo) game that the defense had would have been much more apparent.

Or maybe if the Colts had been forced to have longer drives to score they would have.

MagicHef 10-21-2013 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10112615)
Or maybe if the Colts had been forced to have longer drives to score they would have.

They had 13 drives starting in their own territory. They scored a TD on one of them.

Chiefspants 10-21-2013 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 10112664)
They had 13 drives starting in their own territory. They scored a TD on one of them.

Did you know that Alex Smith was the first quarterback to throw for 200 yards against the Texans' defense?

Pasta Little Brioni 10-21-2013 09:31 PM

39 pts....loss...enough said.

MagicHef 10-21-2013 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiefspants (Post 10112673)
Did you know that Alex Smith was the first quarterback to throw for 200 yards against the Texans defense?

I did not know that, thanks for the information.

Pasta Little Brioni 10-21-2013 09:36 PM

Pressure Pampered Peyton you get picks and punts. We won't let up like Indy did. 6 of those ducks he floated get picked by KC. Reminded me of that Charger Indy game a few years back.

RealSNR 10-21-2013 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 10112664)
They had 13 drives starting in their own territory. They scored a TD on one of them.

Lipstick on a ****ing pig, dude.

39 points.

Al Czervik 10-21-2013 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 10112585)
Colts only had one TD drive that started in their own territory. If the offense and special teams didn't keep putting the defense in bad spots, the good (imo) game that the defense had would have been much more apparent.

Right........Toke it up

RealSNR 10-21-2013 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 10112585)
Colts only had one TD drive that started in their own territory. If the offense and special teams didn't keep putting the defense in bad spots, the good (imo) game that the defense had would have been much more apparent.

So what you're saying is that if you had this guy starting at QB you would have won:

http://www.trbimg.com/img-52640d93/t...tart-2-001/600

RealSNR 10-21-2013 09:54 PM

I mean, that's what you're saying, right? Alex Smith wins games by punting and field position. Peyton Manning wins games by scoring points.

You're saying letting your fartshit defense win the game would have been a better strategy in beating the Colts.

Nevermind that your defense has AIDS and gave up 36 points by the 4th quarter. It was all because they were in tricky positions!

TLO 10-21-2013 10:02 PM

Dookie-Nacho

That is all.

mr. tegu 10-21-2013 10:05 PM

Knowmo's Homer Thread
 
I can recall two dropped passes off the top of my head that would have been over 50 yard touchdown passes for the Colts.

MagicHef 10-21-2013 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10112758)
I mean, that's what you're saying, right? Alex Smith wins games by punting and field position. Peyton Manning wins games by scoring points.

You're saying letting your fartshit defense win the game would have been a better strategy in beating the Colts.

Nevermind that your defense has AIDS and gave up 36 points by the 4th quarter. It was all because they were in tricky positions!

Ha ha, no. That doesn't make sense anyway, he has more INTs than Manning. You can keep Smith, forever and ever.

What I'm saying is that if Holiday doesn't fumble, we have a good shot at winning. If Hillman doesn't fumble, we have a good shot at winning. If neither fumble, we likely win easily. Obviously, that's not what happened, though.

Mother****erJones 10-21-2013 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 10112813)
Ha ha, no. That doesn't make sense anyway, he has more INTs than Manning. You can keep Smith, forever and ever.

What I'm saying is that if Holiday doesn't fumble, we have a good shot at winning. If Hillman doesn't fumble, we have a good shot at winning. If neither fumble, we likely win easily. Obviously, that's not what happened, though.

If they didn't drop easy TDs colts win easy, if Trent doesn't fumble they win easy. Nice try.

RealSNR 10-21-2013 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 10112813)
Ha ha, no. That doesn't make sense anyway, he has more INTs than Manning. You can keep Smith, forever and ever.

What I'm saying is that if Holiday doesn't fumble, we have a good shot at winning. If Hillman doesn't fumble, we have a good shot at winning. If neither fumble, we likely win easily. Obviously, that's not what happened, though.

So that one Trindon Holliday fumble led to 33 points before the 4th quarter?

That was some fumble!

RealSNR 10-21-2013 10:23 PM

If Trent Richardson doesn't fumble in the 4th quarter, the Broncos don't get a short field, don't kick the field goal, and only put up 23 points on the night

/alternate universe MagicHef

Mother****erJones 10-21-2013 10:25 PM

Every team has what ifs, injuries, etc

RealSNR 10-21-2013 10:29 PM

If Bob Sutton doesn't act like a soft bitch for two quarters against Casey freakin Keenum, we would have shut those bozos out. We're talking zero points.

But it didn't happen, so the Texans ended up putting 16 on this defense. It stinks, because we should have held them to under 10.

Hey, this is kind of fun!

Stad 10-21-2013 10:33 PM

16-0

Best defense in the league

/Von Dumbass

Hammock Parties 10-21-2013 10:35 PM

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Mother****erJones 10-21-2013 10:35 PM

We held them to -1 yd in 4th quarter. I don't give a **** who it is that's good. Denver couldn't of done that to even Jacksonville

vailpass 10-21-2013 10:37 PM

You are what your record says you are...


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