Wash the Mark Banker off of him and he'll be fine.

ROFL they canned his ass. Gerry did the same shit when Bo was the coach too. Kid seems like a dumbass being the captain of the team and getting suspended your Sr year right before the bowl game.

How little do you have to go to class to be academically ineligible at Nebraska?

Neil Smith resents your implication that Nebraska is not a highly respected institution of learning.

Just wanted to pop in briefly to say I got the notice and I'll be making the pick around 7pm mountain/8pm central.

Sounds like a good time for a commercial break.

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Frank Gifford sure did a lot of cigarette ads.

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Buffalo's QB situation is still a little cloudy. He may not be the next franchise QB, but he is an intriguing pick at this late in the game.

The Buffalo Bills select CJ Beathard, QB, Iowa.

The New Orleans Saints select Josh Harvey-Clemons, S, Louisville

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Everybody pee on Direckshun!

New England's celebrity draft picker has just been picked up by the limo.

I'll draft the local kid.

The Arizona Cardinals select Dylan Cole, ILB, Missouri State.

Zane Gonzalez, K - Arizona State

Because, **** you.

The 49er's are terrible but so is Robbie Gould. It's the 6th round, I don't have my cheat sheet and I don't care that much. I'm quietly hoping it pisses off SNR who had the misfortune of dealing with Blair Walsh and now has something called a Kai Forbath on his roster.

PM probably won't get sent but I'll try to figure it out on the phone.

DJLN is working through some issues this year.

Thought about it, but Forbath was 15/15 last year. We'll be fine.

Pick coming in a bit

Time to start tapping into the French Canadian freak athletes. I thought this dude looked pretty damn good at the East-West game having only ever played Canadian football. And Minnesota could sure as **** use him more than a freakin kicker.

Frankly, DJ, I'm a little insulted you thought I'd be desperate for a kicker. You don't seem very nice.

The Minnesota Vikings select Antony Auclair, TE, Laval (Canada)

Screw you.:cuss:

You seem nice!

You and the Vikings have actually made my decisions easier for the Skins. So I guess I should apologize and say thank you. Glad they traded away their first rounder.

The door opens, and New England's celebrity draft picker enters to approving nods.

You know her from her work on some of the worst television shows and movies ever made. Fantastic Four, Tropic Thunder, Celebrity Apprentice...if there's a bad show out there, the odds are good that she was in it. But she looks great in a swimsuit, and in modern America that's all that counts. I present to you Medford native Maria Menounos!

Per contractual agreement she will be making this selection in a small two-piece swimsuit.

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"With the 6-200 selection in the 2017 Annual NFL Player Selection Process, the New England Patriots select Cole Hikutini, TE, Louisville."

She now offers the audience another look at her in a swimsuit, because she knows what makes money.

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On her way out of the auditorium, she waves at sfeihc and lets him know that he's on the clock.

Shit will be crazy when Aaron Hernadez introduces your next pick Rainman!

She has the Dan's full attention. The Washington Redskins select Josh Dobbs, QB, Tennessee.

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I have to drop a deuce and have no idea who i'd take for Denver, so I'm putting me on the clock but don't expect any miracles.

The 49ers select Shelton Gibson, WR - West Virginia

This really screws the Broncos pooch and they probably should've worked a deal with the 49ers to swap spots but Kyle Shanahan has politely requested that John Elway go **** himself with a shovel. Nobody's real sure why but the 49ers front office suddenly has real animosity towards the Broncos.

Belichick is pulling some strings to get him a day pass.

Good pick. Gibson is a really nice sleeper.

So as I continue to scan the board and look at where the Broncos need help, it's pretty obvious that they dicked up that Wheeler pick pretty badly and should've taken Gibson there. There are a couple of nice players still on the board but they'd struggle to make the squad and get the development reps they need.

So with my 4th draft card ripped up and thrown on the ground, the Broncos select Jamaal Williams, RB - BYU.

I have no good reason to make this pick but the 4 guys I thought about prior to it gave me very loud reasons NOT to make those picks. I suspect I'll end up making them anyway as all 4 seem likely to go undrafted for various reasons.

Elway really screwed up the back of the 5th; definitely should've taken Gibson at 177 especially since he was in the 49ers war room and knew they liked him with one of their 6th rounders.

I literally flipped a coin to take Mack Hollins or Gibson.

Dis Choosday marnin', Wit the 204th pick in the 2017 CP Mock Draff,
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Elijah McGuire, RB, Louisiana - Lafayette
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Elijah McGuire 'as been leavin' opponents makin' a bahbin since his freshman year. Elijah jukes bon riennes like dey was warin' cro-cros. Gar ici, McGuire rushed for over 4,300 yards in his 4 seasons with the Ragin' Cajuns, in addition to almost 1,400 receiving yards throughout his collegiate career. C'est magnifique! He runs a 4.53 40 and at 214 pounds he ain't a skinny mullett! Dey gon' make a Fais do-do in da bayou!

Jamaal Williams* lol

****ing Elway.

What % of guys drafted in the 6th round are still in the league after 3 years? I think anytime you can get a guy who contributes in the 6th round is a great pick. Dorsey has been damn good at it.

I took two of my ripped up draft cards and combined them to invent a player that doesn't exist.

****ing Elway.

Elway is such an idiot.

Yeah, my thought was that it should save the 49ers a few million/season for the next 3-4 seasons and if he sucks in camp, they still have Gould. So they tossed a relatively worthless pick at the wall to see if it sticks. If it does, they'll get a guy that puts points on the board (I still see placekickers as borderline skill position guys in that regard) and does so in a damn cost effective manner.

I've never understood the 'you don't draft a kicker' set. I understand that Cairo was a UDFA but he was also a hell of a project. If you can shave a year off that curve by using a last day pick on the guy - go right ahead.

I like kickers as late-round picks if the position isn't locked down. If Cleveland had a 7th, they would have taken Gonzalez.

Dang. 34 players will come off the board before my next pick. Time for a commercial break.

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Can someone pm direckshun please?

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The Seahawks and Chargers are getting really excited because they see about 6 4th round picks still on the board.

I spelled his name wrong Riley Bullough

You know, I always wondered about what happens irl if a team misspells a prospects name when they turn in their card.

I'd imagine the league is very strict about that stuff, but I'm not sure it's ever happened.

Maybe that's why they also list the college. Otherwise, it would be disappointing to the fans when Cleveland inadvertently drafted Myles Gerrett from a junior college in Iowa.

The Browns called Cameron Jordan (who had been drafted two days prior) after drafting Jordan Cameron.

Why do I get the feeling that Direckshun can't even today?

Direckshun's 12 hours were up a bit ago. O.City on the clock. I just PMed him

My pick coming momentarily.

The Miami Dolphins select Jake Elliott, K, Memphis.

Not PMing O.city, since SNR already has.

Man, you are not off.

All the DC bullshit over the past day was really stupid.

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For a while I thought this draft had become direckshunless and drifting, but I feel like it's back on track now.

Giants select Larry Allen Jr, G Harvard

The Oakland Raiders select Brian Allen, CB, Utah

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Also, I can't believe Dobbs went in the 6th. I completely forgot he was still available in the 5th. Considering some of the rumors I've heard about where he might go, it's possible that Sfeihc just blew everybody out of the water with one single pick in our draft value comparison game we do at the end of these things.

We're talking getting this guy at a 150-point value.

He's been sitting on my value list for 2 rounds now and I almost pulled the trigger for KC in the 5th, but I really really hate Albert Wilson and the WRs were disappearing too fast for me pull the trigger on a 2nd QB.

I'd have no problem if the Chiefs took two QB's this year. You'd have to think Dorsey and Reid would hit on one.

I couldn't get over his gigantic forehead and lack of eyebrows.

I know it's not his fault; it's a disease. But I think it was Brandt that took a good point and instead turned it into the single dumbest thing I've ever heard about QB's - "If every QB in this draft class were going for a ride somewhere, they'd toss Mark Sanchez the keys; he has that 'it' factor"

I mean, that's just ****ing reeruned. I toss the keys to the subservient bitch that I know will drive while I can sit in back and drink.

But there's still a kernel of wisdom in that turd. If you're in the huddle with Josh Dobbs and he's barking out signals, could you ever see him as more than that guy from Powder? If he's trying to give some pre-game lockerroom speech and you can't make eye contact because he just gives you the damn heebee jeebees, how good can he be?

Seriously - no hideously ugly quarterbacks. They just don't work. That dude almost certainly spent his middle school years getting picked on and even when he was some stud athlete in high school, he wasn't pulling the trim that some benchwarmer on the basketball team could because he looks like he has AIDS. That has to kill his self-confidence. So no, I would not toss him the keys because I wouldn't want to be in the same vehicle as him.

So I took Brad Kaaya. Brad Kaaya slays pussy, you just know it. Slingin' passes and cum - that's what I want in my quarterback.

Maybe it's just the haircut.

But if you applied this rule over time, you would have passed up Peyton Manning for Brian Griese or somebody. I'm not sure that rule works.

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Not true - look at that strong jaw line and flowing locks:

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Look at the eye contact with that mascot. He's asserting his dominance over a 6 foot tall bloodhound right there. You ever get into a staring contest with a Furry? I have not...I will not.

Manning, during his formative years, would've been a handsome dude and built up all kinds of confidence. It wasn't until he was in his 30s that he looked like Lurch.

EDIT: ARGGH!!! Jesus, I just made eye contact with Dobbs while quoting your post. I'm deleting that shit. Freaky bastard.

Manning looks almost normal in that picture. Is that real? If so, what happened to him? His change in appearance almost reminds me of how Barry Bonds' head got bigger over time. I wonder how that could have happened.

What a mystery.

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Dobbs is super smart but watching him do the Gruden thing, he seemed like a stuttering prick to me.

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Maybe his helmet was too tight. He always seemed to have a print on his forehead. That shit hurts like hell.

ROFL. Gil Brandt? The guy Busby was sucking off in another thread?

On topic no thanks on Dobbs. Watched several Tennesee games he sucks. Id draft Chad Cokehead Kelly before I drafted Dobbs.

The Washington Redskins select Stevie Tu'ikolovatu, DL, USC.

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Fixed

Thank you, stay. I haven't figured out how to bold from the phone. Can someone please pm crow?

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The best theory I've ever seen on the subject is that Peyton Manning is Tom Brady's portrait of Dorian Gray.

Every time Tom Brady takes a hit, Peyton Manning wears the scar.

Look at Brady from 2000 to 2016

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to this

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All the while, Peyton Manning was progressing from the dapper QB in the Tennessee photo into the this:



Tom Brady made a deal with the devil (well...duh) and part of that deal was that Peyton Manning would be cursed to wear Brady's sins.

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Ill make my pick when i get off work about 630 pm so sit tight and watch the commercials

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Agreed. And the other thing that made me hate this prick was the way he bought into Gruden's bullshit. Because Gruden did his usual shtick of:

"AEROSPACE ENGINEERING! WHAT THE **** IS THAT? ARE YOU BUILDING SPACE SHIPS OR SOME SHIT? THAT'S CRAZY! I HAD BRAD JOHNSON ONCE AND HE WAS ALSO CRAZY SMART. READ BOOKS AND SHIT!"

And Dobbs bought into it with his stuttery bullshit of: "Yeah, that's right. I'm basically a rocket scientist. Yep. You want a smart QB? I'm a rocket scientist. I study rocket science."

From one Gruden to another. Jay was pounding the table for Dobbs in the Redskins War Room.

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Welcome back from commercial break!

With the 210th pick of the NFL Selection Meeting, the Seattle Seahawks select Josh Malone, WR, Tennessee.

With the oft-injured Paul Richardson set to be a free agent after the 2017 season and Jermaine Kearse being a potential guy they could let go, the 'Hawks might be looking to add a big receiver with potential. Some pundits have Malone rated as a 3rd to 4th round pick, so Seattle is giddy getting him this late.