How long have you lived near each other? Take her a 6-pack and say that you are new to the building _OR_ you noticed she was new to the building and wanted to say welcome to the neighborhood. If she finds you attractive at all she will invite you in to throw back a beer or two.

Yeah, I was thinking that to. "You have to give do so many massages per class requirments".

Make a nice (but not too nice) meal, but "run out of" one of the common ingredients. Knock and ask if she has said ingredient. When she does, thank her by telling her she can have some of whatever you are cooking.

SR don't do any of the stupid shit suggested here. Just say hi and introduce yourself. Talk to her a few times in passing, then when you're ready ask her out for coffee.

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Or use gymnast girl as a gateway to other broads who don't live in your immediate vicinity.

I for one would never want to date the girl across the hall from me.. namely cause she's not attractive.

Just ask her if she likes big dicks and raw rough anal.

I'm a pimp. You can check my stats.

I've been telling Simply Red to get on OKC or match for years. He refuses to try it. Why not? You would be catnip on these sites.

Thanks the **** a lot
 

I have a vague feeling of how Adam and Eve felt. When they bit into the apple and gained knowledge they were better off not knowing. Now you get it too :fire:

Soggy biscuit also known as ookie cookie, limp biscuit or wet biscuit, is a male masturbation game reportedly played in schools where the participants stand around a biscuit masturbating until ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.[1] It is thought to have originated in Australia sometime in the 1960s.[1] The game is also known in Australia as soggy Sao after the SAO brand of biscuits popular there.[2]

Although "soggy biscuit" is not necessarily associated with homosexuality, since the game does not require mutual masturbation or other contact, the idea and practice of the game is in keeping with the spirit of adolescent sexual exploration associated by many in the UK with public schools (UK) or private schools (Australia).[3]

Although the terminology may differ slightly, the notability of the game is such that variations on the theme are referred to in popular culture, examples including Stephen Fry's The Liar, the German movie Crazy, and the episode of Blackadder, "Chains".

According to the book Law of the Playground, 1866 men were asked: "How close have you got to the game of Soggy Biscuit, in which you race to wank onto a cracker?" 6.2% reportedly admitted to having played the game.[4] In November 2011 The Eagle-Tribune reported that police were investigating claims that two Andover High School basketball players were hazed by older team members into playing the game.[5] In January 2012 it was reported that two students were expelled over the incident and a further five were suspended. A grand jury was convened to determine if any of the students should be charged criminally

I mean I get that single mothers put out and all but do you really wanna deal with that baggage?

You don't have to pick the little ****ers up from school.

Just hit it and quit it.

Dude, there are plenty of great girls on OKC. Girls who are not single mothers or sluts or any of that shit.

Match.com has an even better selection.

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Of course I am talking about the greater SWMO area, but I just don't believe there are a population of non-critically damaged women (and dudes, if you're into that sort of thing) on those sites from my experience on them.