ChiefsPlanet - Life New Dating Megathread

Guy got super involved in the plan. Start with mild complements then gradually work up to discrete sexy talk whilst I'm a public setting. Them when you're finally in the privacy of your domicile, feint closing the deal then actively deny the lady's desire repeatedly until you give in and knock her proverbial socks off with whatever shock moves you may have -even if it's not that good for build up should -in theory- make her experience several times better than normal.

Canofbier

12-17-2013 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10287222)

Think I read on Reddit a tactic along these lines. Was a whole day of build up

It shouldn't need to be said, but don't follow dating advice from Reddit. I'd wager that something like 90-95% of those guys are fedora-wearing losers who haven't spoken to a live woman in months.

Discuss Thrower

12-17-2013 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10287590)

It shouldn't need to be said, but don't follow dating advice from Reddit. I'd wager that something like 90-95% of those guys are fedora-wearing losers who haven't spoken to a live woman in months.

Reddit's dating advice:

1) Delete Facebook
2) Hit the gym
3) [optional] Lawyer up.

Skyy God

12-17-2013 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10287601)

Reddit's dating advice:

1) Delete Facebook
2) Hit the gym
3) [optional] Lawyer up.

Doesn't sound rapey at all.....

Titty Meat

12-17-2013 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10286744)

Played the too early for sex card on date two with some horny younger chick. Teased and made her wait then told her she had changed my mind.....Was like the Niagara Falls down there by the time I got her pants off ROFL

Told you opening your wallet would get her to open her legs

Discuss Thrower

12-17-2013 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 10287800)

Doesn't sound rapey at all.....

Two rules I've learned from reddit dating advice:

1) Be attractive
2) Don't be unattractive

Pasta Little Brioni

12-19-2013 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 10289232)

Told you opening your wallet would get her to open her legs

Eh. Dinner seemed to do the trick

Dayze

12-19-2013 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10289240)

Two rules I've learned from reddit dating advice:

1) Be attractive
2) Don't be unattractive

LMAO

3a:) be hung like a beer can
3b: Drive a 100k sports car

Dayze

12-19-2013 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10286744)

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Discuss Thrower

12-19-2013 02:33 PM

Got friendzoned by a girl that openly talks about having a disability.

Because that needed to happen for me. And my cat just puked on my carpet for the third time in four months. Wonderful.

Titty Meat

12-19-2013 03:21 PM

Anyone ever gotten out of the friend zone? How'd you do it?

The Franchise

12-19-2013 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10294250)

Got friendzoned by a girl that openly talks about having a disability.

Because that needed to happen for me. And my cat just puked on my carpet for the third time in four months. Wonderful.

Dude....why do you care so much?

BryanBusby

12-19-2013 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 10294484)

Anyone ever gotten out of the friend zone? How'd you do it?

It's not even worth it.

Titty Meat

12-19-2013 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BryanBusby (Post 10294498)

It's not even worth it.