ChiefsPlanet
Page 18 of 26 « First 814151617 18 19202122 Last »
Show 80 post(s) from this thread on one page

ChiefsPlanet (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/index.php)
-   Nzoner's Game Room (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=1)
-   -   Life Sexual Question (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=200808)

Jenson71 01-21-2009 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5413981)
My ex would do it, but she stunk at it. I actually fell asleep a couple of times while she was in the act. A blowjob you fall asleep on is a pretty crappy blowjob.

Her sister, on the other hand, was masterful. :)

Unfortunately, I could never think of a way to work the idea of asking her sister for blowjob pointers into a conversation that wouldn't result in me getting killed in my sleep.
That would be a sticky situation.

Mr. Laz 01-21-2009 08:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5413981)

Her sister, on the other hand, was masterful. :)
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..............

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4144/dicemaneo9.jpg

Mr. Laz 01-21-2009 08:48 PM
NSFW




<embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/420582/andrew_dice_clay_the_diceman_cometh.swf" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="345">




Frazod 01-21-2009 08:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenson71 (Post 5413988)
That would be a sticky situation.
I know the ex suspected something went on between us (the sister had always had a crush on me and pursued me while the ex and I were going through one of our many pre-marriage breakups). She certainly never trusted us alone after that. It was definitely something not to be brought up.

But damn, that girl could suck the oxygen out of water.

MahiMike 01-21-2009 08:55 PM
This thread started by a chick, BTW.

lol

JOhn 01-21-2009 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5413981)
My ex would do it, but she stunk at it. I actually fell asleep a couple of times while she was in the act. A blowjob you fall asleep on is a pretty crappy blowjob.

Her sister, on the other hand, was masterful. :)

Unfortunately, I could never think of a way to work the idea of asking her sister for blowjob pointers into a conversation that wouldn't result in me getting killed in my sleep.
ROFLROFL

fuckING CLASSIC:evil:

Sisters tend to get really uptight about that. Divorced from my ex awhile now, still not brave enough to tell her about her sister:D

JOhn 01-21-2009 09:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5414003)

But damn, that girl could suck the oxygen out of water.
Is she single, or at least willing? :evil:

CHENZ A! 01-21-2009 09:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 5413964)
Furthermore, have you ever dated a woman who just doesn't give head? What did you do? Someone should make a thread about that. That would really suck.
last girl I was "hanging out" with we had slept together a handful of times, and never any head. So one night I just picked her up(she's tiny and I'm a beast) and flipped her around for some 69. that was how I got the first BJ from her and it was not so good. It was like she'd only put the head in her mouth, and no hand action at all.. A couple weeks later she let me skeet on her face. And of course I loved it. She wanted to know WHY I wanted to do that. try explaining that when you're drunk. LMAO

ChiefsFan4Life 01-21-2009 09:51 PM
If you guys are going to reference NBA Jam in a sexual situation it is a crime to leave out this gem:

BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!!

ChiefsFan4Life 01-21-2009 09:52 PM
Luv, look at it this way, if you want to feel full with low calories (I'm referring to the biggest loser thread) then load up on "protein shakes"

Frazod 01-21-2009 10:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 5414050)
Is she single, or at least willing? :evil:
I haven't talked to her in 20 years, dude. LMAO

JOhn 01-21-2009 10:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5414217)
I haven't talked to her in 20 years, dude. LMAO
Well had to ask. Always looking for a future ex-wife or at least ex-girlfriendROFL

Nzoner 01-21-2009 11:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5413786)
1. Really? Guys prefer swallowers?
This guy does,and when she follows that with more suction till milked dry,convulsion city that makes the toes curl.

Dr. Johnny Fever 01-21-2009 11:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5413223)
I'm just curious....

Do you think blowing your load all over a chick's face is sexy?
Yes... as long as she likes it... and some like it a lot... I'm all good with it. If she doesn't then I won't go there. Women who like it will generally tell you btw... if not in so many words.

WTF anyway?

Bowser 01-22-2009 12:45 AM
Entertaining thread.


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:05 PM.
Page 18 of 26 « First 814151617 18 19202122 Last »
Show 80 post(s) from this thread on one page

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.