Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5521479)

I don't know. He's a pretty strong fella and could bench press a Hudson back in the day. You two should get together if you're going to just keep leading Claythan on...he's old enough to not be around forever, and then you'll be able to move GC into his house and have free HD Satelite for life.

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 5521487)

Only problem is do you really want to live in Tulsa.

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 5521477)

You are used to the college scene arent you?

Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5521515)

:-) Yes I am.

I'd do my computer networking teacher. She's cute and funny.

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 5521534)

That explains alot of it. The college scene is alot of bullshit still when it comes to girls. It gets old as hell but once you figure it out, its like shooting fish in barrell. The best way to help me was a couple of cougars in KC one night. It taught me alot, great experience that will help you with women of all ages.

Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5521541)

I try to read books on psychology, cause human interaction is so interesting. I'm a psych minor, even. But these younger girls ARE confusing.

It seems they're very concerned with whether or not their friends like the guy or not, too. But I don't know how to read a college girl at all.

Even though I know I should just be myself, I get enjoyment out of figuring people out. I want to know what makes these girls tick, even if I don't want anything from them.

Teach me the way, CC... :-)

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 5521549)

As a psych guy get the Mystery Method book. Its goofy as hell to watch but psychology wise you will like it. But the best way to learn is trial and error, there really is no other way. And listen to the older guys on here, they know what they are talking about for the most part.

Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5520711)

I don't have to have emotional talks with a girl. I really just want a chick to hang out with, like a friend. And then MAYBE at some point later on get freaky and get more serious.

I just got out of a relationship that sucked (Dane Cook would say a Relationshit). I really don't want anything serious at all!

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5520769)

First of all Buddha, you never let on how much you like a girl.

"Oh, Debbie. Hi."

Two, you always call the shots.

"Kiss me. You won't regret it."

Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be.

"Isn't this great?"

Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move.

"Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

And five, now this is the most important, Buddha. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5520868)

I don't want to sleep with her yet. I hardly know her! But if she ends up being cool and all, then I'd do her. :-)

But if I have to choose between doing her earlier than I want, and never doing her at all, I'll take option A. I'll take a chance on her. I just got through with a super serious girl with no fun factor. I kinda want someone weird who likes to party.

Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 5521683)

Are you old enough to have seen that movie??

Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 5521690)

???

OK, normal men do this the opposite way..

We want to **** first, then if she has a great personality bonus points..

Maybe you should go find a date off of suicidegirls.com. Most of them are weird and love to party..

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5521694)

My eyeballs have developed to the point where I can view movies from any era.