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-- Please instuct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate. (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=211324)

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5951226)

I would try to get together the first night the roommate is gone - you want to maximize the time you have to get those panties off; waiting until the last day might leave you only touching nipple.

An excellent point. I have made similar mistakes in the past.

Back on topic, you snooze, you lose

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Originally Posted by GoHuge39 (Post 5950750)

Well it might be but a phone call lets say tomorrow evening saying something like you and some friends got some tickets "to (think of something cool a girl might enjoy along with yourself) don't know if you had anything going on. You'd be very welcome to come along if you'd like." Don't forget to mention the friends part!!! Pressure is off at that point. Your not asking her on a date....your just offering a night out with some good people for a girl that is from out of town. You'll really get to know each other. She's obviously very well educated so make sure it's something that will intrigue her. Maybe a wine tasting or something like that? Your a CP regular but at least act like your cultured for a night :D

You could wait until this weekend to get things started or you could have a serious protein defency come Monday if you listen to someone who fancies themselves pretty good at this shit. You don't get anything by not trying. Be subtley aggressive. That's some of my best stuff man....That's all I got. Do your worst Mr. SR!

Oh and (very important) make sure you've got toilet paper on the deal with a sparkling clean toilet and bathroom (trash can empty). She doesn't want to feel like she's at a frat house.
I just posted mine and see AustinChief took my thoughts and posted them before me........two guys giving the exact same advice=Sound advice.

umm, you're talking to Simply Red.

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5950662)

Okay

she replied:

Awesome! Yeah I will probably want some pooltime this weekend, so let me know when you are going definitely.

haven't replied, i'm waiting 'til tomorrow and then indicating Sat. afternoon would be best.

Good grief.:banghead:

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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 5951994)

Good grief.:banghead:

lol, what? I think it's best if I give it a day, no?

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5951992)

haven't replied, i'm waiting 'til tomorrow and then indicating Sat. afternoon would be best.

You sir, are a dumbass!
Just continuously text her and hold a fugging text conversation.
No replies may send the "you're not interested signal".

Please tell me you're not that naive.

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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5952043)

You sir, are a dumbass!
Just continuously text her and hold a fugging text conversation.
No replies may send the "you're not interested signal".

Please tell me you're not that naive.

girls like a challenge, I don't understand. I can connect quickly, I'm very warm and nurturing, she'll see this and the days won't matter. It'll happen fast, or so, I hope.

besides Roger, how can I trust you? you were trying to lead down a path of ttl. fail w/ the suggestion of the, 'When you gonna let me tap that ass' text. :banghead:

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5952080)

girls like a challenge

From the sounds of it, this one doesn't.

I just knew this thread would crash and burn.

SR grow some balls dude.

Make her some Cream of Wheat.

I swear to God this works.

This tread is out of control. No way I'm going through all this to see what happened... And I'm too interested now to not find out. (sad I know)

Simply Red, Just either post a new thread with what happened when this is over or send me a msg.

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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5952043)

You sir, are a dumbass!
Just continuously text her and hold a fugging text conversation.
No replies may send the "you're not interested signal".

Please tell me you're not that naive.

No kidding.

What are you scared of? You're just talking. I thought you were the alpha? The alpha goes after what he wants and takes it. The normal everyday bottom of the food chain male follows these stupid rules and is afraid to talk to her for saying the wrong thing, and then misses his opportunity.

You're hoping you can hook up with her before she leaves Sunday? Either she is the type of woman who would do something like this (a s--t) or she isn't. You may as well appeal to the only type who will go for what you want. Your "prince charming" and midevil courtship approach is not going to get that done.

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5952080)

girls like a challenge, I don't understand. I can connect quickly, I'm very warm and nurturing, she'll see this and the days won't matter. It'll happen fast, or so, I hope.

You're trying to nurture when all she wants is a temp shag buddy.
Don't give her shit or suggest doing shit for her except maybe a backrub in order to get touchy feely with her.

She's not looking to make you her man... why act like it?

Keep conversation with her before she uses the... something came up excuse.
I see where this is headed.