I have pouty lips and great eyes. I'd make a perfect cross dresser.

Well, technically, I said, "the five hottest women". If there are only four women then, by definition, they're all among the five hottest, even if they look like an unshaven Rosie O'Donnell after a five-mile jog on a 90-degree day. (I'm not saying you do, since I don't know you.)

Now, while it's true that some of the boys might prettify into a half-decent transvestite, if there's still a twig-and-berries in the equation then technically they still can't count. It would be "four women and a good-lookin' Thai-boy". So the question would then become, "How ugly would a woman have to be to make you turn gay?" That topic is a slippery slope to hell, ending with someone being drunk in the gutter with a sore butthole, so I'd rather not delve too deeply into it (pardon the phrasing)...

Yes, you would.

http://www.soc.ucsb.edu/sexinfo/imag...ossdresser.jpg

Booger and Redrum butt only if we can have billay for dinner.

This thread is useless without pi... uh, waitaminute, never mind.

Is that the chick from "Cold Case"? She's hawt!

... oh I forgot bout FAX sorry bud ...

ROFL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwknFJpjl9g

I have seen pictures of him, he is a homely guy! as a chick :eek:

I think Simply Red is the only one I feel comfortable enough with to be quite honest. The rest of you are freaks.

I guess luv, but not alone. That would just be weird.

Hey simply spoon.

I would buy you supper...

You're still talking about dinner, I hope, right? :)

luv and Simply Red are the only ones who wouldn't be intimidated by my celebrity.

Maybe Bob Dole.