| Bowser |
07-16-2012 04:36 PM |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man
(Post 8745299)
"Your honor, I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the other party threw a gun at Mr. Dumervil, and it landed in his glove box."
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....then bounced perfectly into his waistband WITHOUT Mr. Dumervil's knowlege. He went to explain in the kindest terms possible to the confused person in front of he and his friend that he wished to APOLOGIZE for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
"It was at that point when he reached the other car, your honor, that Mr. Dumervil felt some kind of cold steel near his nether regions. Knowing that this was not Friday night and he was not in attendance at Mistress Lindsay's House of Pain, he raised his shirt to investigate what the sensation was he was feeling. All a COMPLETE misunderstanding.
"In fact, Mr. Dumervil and his companion were approaching said vehicle to give them free weekend passes to Disney World for their troubles. Disney World, your honor. Because my client is an AMERICAN that loves Disney World, and wants to share that magnificance of that experience with those less fortunate.
"Clearly, my client did nothing wrong, because he loves America and all it stands for." |
