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Rain Man 09-23-2016 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by alnorth (Post 12435929)
I'm up for some crazy reincarnation

Gender Female
Intelligence 92
Appearance 21
Wealth 2
Nation India
Region Barabanki
Population 3,260,699

alnorth is an example of the wasted potential of poverty. She could be a great and productive member of society, but she won't have a chance in central India.

Enjoy this life while you can, my friend. I can say with confidence that you'll live here on the next go-around:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...91b82d65b7.jpg

Fire Me Boy! 09-23-2016 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12443699)
Gender Female
Intelligence 92
Appearance 21
Wealth 2
Nation India
Region Barabanki
Population 3,260,699

alnorth is an example of the wasted potential of poverty. She could be a great and productive member of society, but she won't have a chance in central India.

Enjoy this life while you can, my friend. I can say with confidence that you'll live here on the next go-around:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...91b82d65b7.jpg

Ugh. Tough draw. It's bad enough to be ugly and the bottom 1 percent, but to have that kind of intelligence... terrible.

Rain Man 09-23-2016 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Shag (Post 12436381)
I'm down.

In our final reincarnation of the day, Shag brings us up a bit from the alnorth downer. We have another classic shopgirl who brightens the day of all those around her as she greets visitors in her upscale hotel front desk job in her nicely pressed business attire.

Gender Female
Intelligence 66
Appearance 77
Wealth 39
Nation Vietnam
Region Khánh Ḥa Province
Population 1,157,604

She lives on the second floor of this house:

https://lloydandestherbedik.files.wo...se-2.jpg?w=529

Rain Man 09-23-2016 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 12443715)
Ugh. Tough draw. It's bad enough to be ugly and the bottom 1 percent, but to have that kind of intelligence... terrible.

All she wants is a chance. A chance that will never come.

Fire Me Boy! 09-23-2016 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12443720)
All she wants is a chance. A chance that will never come.

Wonder if I could hire her for tech support for my startup travel website, TravelAzer.com?

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Tourism is an important part of the economy of Azerbaijan. The country was a well-known tourist spot in the 1980s. However, the fall of the Soviet Union, and the Nagorno-Karabakh War during the 1990s, damaged the tourist industry and the image of Azerbaijan as a tourist destination.[170]

It was not until the 2000s that the tourism industry began to recover, and the country has since experienced a high rate of growth in the number of tourist visits and overnight stays.[171] In the recent years, Azerbaijan has also becoming a popular destination for religious, spa, and health care tourism.[172] During winter, the Shahdag Mountain Resort offers skiing with state of the art facilities.

The government of Azerbaijan has set the development of Azerbaijan as an elite tourist destination as a top priority. It is a national strategy to make tourism a major, if not the single largest, contributor to the Azerbaijani economy.[173] These activities are regulated by the Ministry of Culture and Tourism of Azerbaijan.

Rain Man 09-23-2016 10:41 AM

Today's reincarnations were quite diverse.

Fire Me Boy! 09-23-2016 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12443720)
All she wants is a chance. A chance that will never come.

Oh, you know what? Too late now, but it might have been cool to add a "luck" quotient in there, too. I mean what if alnorth had a luck of 98? She could hope that one day someone would realize what she was.

On the other other, someone with ridiculous wealth and intelligence with a luck of 7 would be bankrupt by their mid-20s because they kept making bad investments.

Rain Man 09-23-2016 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 12443726)
Wonder if I could hire her for tech support for my startup travel website, TravelAzer.com?

My hunch is that she would accept the offer.

However, I suspect that she's probably smart but uneducated. The literacy rate in her part of India looks to be below 75 percent.

Fire Me Boy! 09-23-2016 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12443735)
My hunch is that she would accept the offer.

However, I suspect that she's probably smart but uneducated. The literacy rate in her part of India looks to be below 75 percent.

She's smart enough to learn. I'll have one of my four wives teach her.

Rain Man 09-23-2016 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 12443732)
Oh, you know what? Too late now, but it might have been cool to add a "luck" quotient in there, too. I mean what if alnorth had a luck of 98? She could hope that one day someone would realize what she was.

On the other other, someone with ridiculous wealth and intelligence with a luck of 7 would be bankrupt by their mid-20s because they kept making bad investments.

Could have been fun. I pondered what other features might be fun to include. I pondered race or religion, but those would have been nightmarish to gather data for on a regional level. Education would have been cool, too, but I figure it would probably mesh poorly with intelligence in many cases.

Fire Me Boy! 09-23-2016 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12443744)
Could have been fun. I pondered what other features might be fun to include. I pondered race or religion, but those would have been nightmarish to gather data for on a regional level. Education would have been cool, too, but I figure it would probably mesh poorly with intelligence in many cases.

Sexuality - gay, straight, bi, trans.

How awful to be smart, poor, ugly, and trans or gay somewhere like Jordan?

Dave Lane 09-23-2016 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12435197)
Gender Male
Intelligence 38
Appearance 27
Wealth 73
Nation Ethiopia
Region Afar
Population 1,723,000

Relying on family connections, you appear to have a good job that you don't really deserve in a sparsely populated and inhospitable region of Ethiopia. It enables you to have a nice house like this:

http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7657/...34dbf1f39e.jpg

I'm an ugly dumbass with money, hey I could be Donald Trump Jr.

Fire Me Boy! 09-23-2016 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 12443763)
I'm an ugly dumbass with money, hey I could be Donald Trump Jr.

73 wealth in Ethiopia, man. Annual median income in that region is $500. I'm not missing any commas or zeros.

Rain Man 09-23-2016 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 12443751)
Sexuality - gay, straight, bi, trans.

How awful to be smart, poor, ugly, and trans or gay somewhere like Jordan?

I'd probably succumb to temptation and make all of the attractive women bi.

GloucesterChief 09-23-2016 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12443683)
GlouchesterChief is going to get married off just for the money, but she's probably not destined for happiness. I hate to put it this way, but he may be classified as developmentally disabled. At least the family can support her.

Gender Female
Intelligence 4
Appearance 16
Wealth 67
Nation Jordan
Region Amman
Population 1,942,066

You'll live in a nice and reasonably spacious apartment in this neighborhood, but you'll have to have your address tattooed on the back of your hand:

https://static.tripping.com/blog/upl...amman_main.jpg

With an intelligence of 4 I am not sure I would realize that my life sucks....though Jordan is a whole lot more progressive in regards to women then say Saudi Arabia.


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