The Houston Texans select Garett Bolles, OT, Utah.

After serious consideration to either boosting the offense with another multi-faceted weapon, or develop a future QB, Rick Smith goes against the grain to solidify a position of concern.

With Duane Brown struggling to stay healthy with age, and Derek Newton recovering from blowing out BOTH patella tendons, the Texans choose the best course of action going forward is to rebuild a pocket for whoever end up behind center. If all remain healthy, Houston now has a serviceable-to-good OL, but if not, they at least secured a tackle right before the OT market drops off within the draft.

Western Kentucky?

How'd you **** up the only Utah player in a Sac memorial draft?

Also spelled his name wrong

Sac wouldn't give a shit.

Sac would have posted a five paragraph cursing-fest that Bolles isn't a consensus top 10 player on this forum, replete with jpegs and Pro Day results.

I'll also put this here:

Somebody created a quickly banned mult a few weeks ago called "Sac's Dirt Nap" or something like that. It was quickly banned, and people expressed outrage.

But based on his behavior on this board, am I alone thinking that he would have been perfectly amused by that idea? Guy had a ****ed up, excellent sense of humor.

Oh shit we're here for the Chiefs pick

I was more pissed because it was Baby Lee doing it and the fact that he chose to do it just to defend his boyfriend Alex Smith.

I called it ****ed up and wanted to leave it, but Baby Lee being Baby Lee had to lawyer his way around it with sophistry and stupid ****ing Friends gifs or whatever shitty sitcoms from the 90s he ****ing loves.

It's okay. He eventually got caught in his logic that he actually DID do the Sac Snooze thing over Alex Smith. That's all I wanted him to ****ing admit.

Oof, my bad guys... Blame that one on the couple of Four Roses Old Fashioneds and Dallas Blonde ales.

Well guys, sometimes need meets availability and the only reason a talent like this is available at the end of the first is the fact he needs to be taught a pro style offense. The tools to be a top level starter in the NFL are clearly there. Pairing him with a great teacher like Andy Reid and with a huge staff of coaches to help him learn the nuances of the position (as well as a smart QB as the starter that prepares like a real professional) will help this kid be the Chiefs starting QB that leads them to a Super Bowl title between 2018-2030.

With the 27th pick in the first round of the 2017 NFL draft, The Kansas City Chiefs select Pat Mahomes II, QB, Texas Tech.

The Dallas Cowboys are on the clock!

I want ChiefsAshHole to admit he purposefully passed on Mahomes for the Texans.

Who would you have picked, BossChief, if Mahomes was not available?

We'll put Bolles back on the board, to further complicate your choice.

If Mahomes wasn't there, it was a split between Adoree Jackson, Taco Charlton and Derek Barnett for the pick.

I'm also a big fan of TJ Watt, Montravious Adams and Obi Melifonwo and might have gambled a little and taken one of them.

Dont get me wrong, I really really hope the Chiefs go Mahomes. Honestly though as a Houstonian and having seen more Texans than Chiefs games last year, QB was absolutely a weakness for Hou, but I'd say objective #1 would have to be secure a RT and a guy to replace Brown in the future. Newton literally tore both patella's on one play, had to get both of them air-casted, and got carted off. Plus, I think they're getting Romo and like what Savage offers. Just seems like the smart move to me honestly.

Damn, looks like it would've been another trade down situation. Sounds like we have found out the worst case scenario for KC imo.