I propose we let the Browns skip ahead to make their 44th overall pick and then go in reverse order back to the Bears at 39. That seems like the only fair and logical thing to do... :evil:

Well, ****. Sorry about that, guys.

I was making that pick on my phone and looking at the OP, which hadn't yet been updated with the previous pick.

Familial duties since then. Just circling back.

I'll still make fun of Matt Eberflus.

New Head Coach Matt Eberflus struts onto the stage to announce the Bears’ pick and delivers a wordy, complicated speech that upon review is actually a very basic statement dressed up by dramatic pauses and hand motions, just like his zone defenses.

It equates to:
“We need playmakers.”

The Chicago Bears select Christian Watson, WR, North Dakota State.

LMAO

That’s exactly who I picked for you.

No worries though.

Draft isn't moving fast enough, and this is Chargem's first selection. Should probably skip both of his picks.

Irsay is getting agitated in the back. Hasn't had his fix in like two days. Dude is about to go on a pill popping bender.

He just did some Adderall off the Texans GM shaft :)

The Seattle Seahawks select Cameron Thomas, EDGE, San Diego State.

The Seattle Seahawks select Desmond Ridder, QB, Cincinatti


PM to Gloucester sent

I almost took Ridder for the Jets.

Wilson has some real worrisome baseline inaccuracy issues that would scare the hell out of need. And Ridder is a fascination prospect.

Just couldn’t make myself do it.

The Indianapolis Colts select Sam Howell, QB, North Carolina

Jim Irsay mumbles into the mic 'we aren't going to Andrew Luck this kid' before NFL suits escort him off the stage.

Colts need a QB. They would of liked Pickett to fall but Howell was the 2nd QB on their board considering his experience starting and ability to step into the starting role immediately.

I was really hoping Cameron Thomas would drop to this pick, but I’m happy with this pick.

The Atlanta Falcons select Boye Mafe, Edge, Minnesota

So I just looked at Dane Brugler's mock draft.

He has the Jets taking Neal, Johnson, Dotson and Booth (in that order). I took Neal, Walker, Booth and Dotson. So 3 of his 4 picks are the same picks I made and the one I DIDN'T make is Walker over Johnson and he had Walker going #3 overall. He went with Best Available Edge at 10 and had Walker still been there, he'd have obviously sent him to NYJ.

Meanwhile in TB he had the Bucs going Guard with Green but only after he had Zion Johnson going to Pittsburgh at 20.

So it seems like Dane Brugler would be a fan of my drafts thus far...

Orrrrrrrrrr.......you ARE Brugler.

He has much better hair than me.

Either that guy hasn't taken a photo in 15 years or he lives in a hypobaric chamber. Jesus, he looks 12....

And he has us taking Cine. Smart guy! ;)

So 4 of the guys I selected ahead of the Chiefs ended up still on the board when the Chiefs made their pick:

Cameron Thomas, Andrew Booth, Roger McCreary and DeMarvin Leal. In their places were Kenny Pickett, Zion Johnson, Trey McBride and Darian Kinnard (Johnson being a guy I selected. Like I said, it was really off the cuff).

2 DL and 2 CBs swapped in for 1 QB, 2 OL and a TE.

So the CP draft fell a little bit better for KC, IMO, than my off the cuff draft.