Balto finds dental hygiene to be overrated. His woman already smells like microwaved broccoli and spoiled lutefisk anyway so the halitosis just adds to the bouquet...

Balto might actually be an Orthodontist with all those wild ass trade scenarios

There's something special when she can gum it and there aren't any teeth for scraping the junk.

So what’s the latest on the Chris Jones?!!!

So... you think we're going to sign him without any signing bonus money, or you think we are going to eat all the guaranteed signing bonus by trading him.

Either way, that's a really stupid thought you should have kept to yourself.

Bah I have nothing agianst dentist haha. I just remember a thread where someone mouthed off to him for saying he was a doctor but not dentist and then he got all butt hurt about it HA.

Would have never brought that up BUT he did ask me to drink antifreeze and die hahaha

Oh and I'm a Financial Advisor

Sad

Mmmmm Lutefisk

Ha just reread my post. It reads different than what I meant.

Let me try again:

When can I stop hoping that he will sign for a reasonable amount and go back to "trade him ASAP"?

I’ve never used the ignore function, but I might use it on a few posters in the near future.

Dumassery is running wild these days.

With extra lye

This holdout lived near you?

We really need the night crew to up our post count if we want to close this thing out before the weekend

Did we extend this POS yet?

Yep