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58-4ever 09-18-2016 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 12434035)
Garropalo probably has a separated shoulder.

WUT? ReallY?

CupidStunt 09-18-2016 12:47 PM

This is Alex Smith in a nutshell. I seriously can't believe how many people he fooled with one fluke quarter against an awful team.

BTW, these are the types of games (i.e. most games) where we miss Charles. He could take it the distance at any moment, the only player KC has that can say that (receivers of any kind don't count because Alex Smith is the QB).

Ming the Merciless 09-18-2016 12:48 PM

Ouch. At least I get a point for the ware tackle to make up for the-2 point fumble

tecumseh 09-18-2016 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 12434033)
Women's prisons get NFL games?

This game seems like a women's prison fight.

notorious 09-18-2016 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 58-4ever (Post 12434039)
WUT? ReallY?

That's what it looked like to me, but I am not a doctor.


He got hit and driven into the ground landing square on his shoulder.

CapsLockKey 09-18-2016 12:49 PM

At least the defense is playing better than last week. The offense is their own worst enemy right now.

RINGLEADER 09-18-2016 12:50 PM

We're holding them to 2.6 ypc. Osweiller is throwing for 54% completion rate. Houston is 1-for-8 on third-down. 2 of Osweiller's 12 completions account for two-thirds of his yardage.

Offense just needs to tighten things up. If they do (and the defense doesn't collapse) we win. If they don't we lose. Pretty simple and totally up to them.

58-4ever 09-18-2016 12:50 PM

We need a TD coming out of the half. Let's set the tone and dominate.

Candiru 09-18-2016 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GloucesterChief (Post 12434021)
JC has fumble problems too.

The whole first half the offense has been putrid. Dropped passes, penalties, and turnovers. We are moving the ball, just repeatedly shooting ourselves in the foot.

Defense has been solid only giving up 13 and only 10 on short fields.

Yeah, someone doesn't remember the Denver game. Tuckdaddy is an idiot

Mother****erJones 09-18-2016 12:50 PM

We've played horribly and it's 13-3. Regroup and come out and put a TD on the board. Steal it late. Good news is the defense came to play. I'm ready for Dadi time. **** Zombo

mdchiefsfan 09-18-2016 12:51 PM

I blame Flop for using Smith's middle name :D

jraykc 09-18-2016 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12434030)
I wonder if James Brown hates himself for doing a 30 second verizon commercial at the beginning of his set.

No. These people are all whores and they are use to degrading themselves. Now if he did a Sprint ad...

58-4ever 09-18-2016 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RINGLEADER (Post 12434049)
We're holding them to 2.6 ypc. Osweiller is throwing for 54% completion rate. Houston is 1-for-8 on third-down. 2 of Osweiller's 12 completions account for two-thirds of his yardage.

Offense just needs to tighten things up. If they do (and the defense doesn't collapse) we win. If they don't we lose. Pretty simple and totally up to them.

It's ugly, but entirely possible that we take over in the 2nd half... as long as we stop shitting the bed

Trivers 09-18-2016 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuckdaddy (Post 12434012)
Smith is trash. Takes sacks and indecisive. Then he fumbles. I want all you that think West and Ware better than JC at this pint to shut you stupid mouth's. They are nothing compared to JC.


Drama queen post full of errors. How many beers have you had so far today?

You never played ball....it shows.

Calm down. 13-3. We have the ball to open the 3rd. Correct the errors. Win the game. Get laid. All good.

Baby Lee 09-18-2016 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CupidStunt (Post 12434040)
This is Alex Smith in a nutshell. I seriously can't believe how many people he fooled with one fluke quarter against an awful team.

BTW, these are the types of games (i.e. most games) where we miss Charles. He could take it the distance at any moment, the only player KC has that can say that (receivers of any kind don't count because Alex Smith is the QB).

You to be the stupidest mother****er on the planet. This wasn't anything 'in a nutshell' except the first half of a Chiefs regular season game in Texas in September.

Try to master object permanence and then get back to us.

BossChief 09-18-2016 12:52 PM

Tyreek on KR?

Mr. Flopnuts 09-18-2016 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdchiefsfan (Post 12434054)
I blame Flop for using Smith's middle name :D

Oh, shit!

RINGLEADER 09-18-2016 12:53 PM

Also, we're averaging 6.7 on the ground. Right now turnovers, even more than the poor passing performance by AS (who also suffered from three drops from Maclin), are the difference.

Stop turning it over and let's win this thing...

Ming the Merciless 09-18-2016 12:53 PM

All the Alex Smith lovers (other than Sandy vag) just lurking waiting for him to light it up....tears illuminated by the glow of their monitor

Bottle of lube on desk

Dorito crumbs on lips

Mr. Flopnuts 09-18-2016 12:53 PM

I really enjoy watching Spencer Ware run the rock. The way he follows his blockers, and his patience is great to see.

58-4ever 09-18-2016 12:53 PM

**** man... This game should be tied at the worst...

mdchiefsfan 09-18-2016 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 12434059)
Tyreek on KR?

The way it should be, if you ask me. He just squeaked past the 30 in a pretty routine kick/coverage.

Blankey 09-18-2016 12:54 PM

geaux for it

58-4ever 09-18-2016 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 12434063)
I really enjoy watching Spencer Ware run the rock. The way he follows his blockers, and his patience is great to see.

Save the fumble...

Mr. Flopnuts 09-18-2016 12:54 PM

3 and out!

RINGLEADER 09-18-2016 12:54 PM

OK that playcalling sucked.

eDave 09-18-2016 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 12434062)
All the Alex Smith lovers (other than Sandy vag) just lurking waiting for him to light it up....tears illuminated by the glow of their monitor

Bottle of lube on desk

Dorito crumbs on lips

Of course we want him to light it up. You don't?

carcosa 09-18-2016 12:54 PM

Weak

mdchiefsfan 09-18-2016 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 12434060)
Oh, shit!

Yea! Reap what you sow, mofo!

tecumseh 09-18-2016 12:54 PM

Wilfork is a boulder.

notorious 09-18-2016 12:55 PM

Hill is playing fantastic today.

58-4ever 09-18-2016 12:55 PM

The Royals are winning....

Mr. Flopnuts 09-18-2016 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 58-4ever (Post 12434068)
Save the fumble...

It sucked, but he doesn't do it much, and today seems to be the day for everyone to **** up.

Jesus, Tyreek!!!

dannybcaitlyn 09-18-2016 12:55 PM

Jesus Christ not one pass. If you don't have faith in Smith bench his ass.

siberian khatru 09-18-2016 12:55 PM

And can't convert a third and 2

BossChief 09-18-2016 12:55 PM

tyreek with the great ST play

scho63 09-18-2016 12:55 PM

Impressive first drive of the second half :rolleyes:

LoneWolf 09-18-2016 12:55 PM

Hill is an asset.

RINGLEADER 09-18-2016 12:55 PM

Love me some Tyreek Hill.

Candiru 09-18-2016 12:55 PM

Unless those were actual read options and not just a decoy, Smith went 0-2

Pablo 09-18-2016 12:55 PM

Fat Andy with the shit play calling. Just trash.

RunKC 09-18-2016 12:55 PM

Here comes another penalty for taunting when the guy was just celebrating with his teammates.

brucey_72 09-18-2016 12:55 PM

Play calling is a joke

King_Chief_Fan 09-18-2016 12:56 PM

Hill, the only guy who came to play

notorious 09-18-2016 12:56 PM

Are you ****ing kidding me?


Watt puts on a ****ing broadway show and doesn't draw flags yet Hill can't airplane to the sideline?

Best22 09-18-2016 12:56 PM

The packers would not have called that play...


Or the raiders

Pass the fking ball!

CupidStunt 09-18-2016 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 12434058)
You to be the stupidest mother****er on the planet. This wasn't anything 'in a nutshell' except the first half of a Chiefs regular season game in Texas in September.

Try to master object permanence and them get back to us.

Are you drunk? Otherwise, get some English lessons bruh. On 2nd thoughts, if you're not drunk, do it. This performance is going to sting a homer like you.

RINGLEADER 09-18-2016 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 58-4ever (Post 12434076)
The Royals are winning....

Royals mentions increase as Chiefs prospects dwindle.

Couch-Potato 09-18-2016 12:56 PM

Anyone have a good live stream option?

mdchiefsfan 09-18-2016 12:56 PM

Reek gunning it! SNR just had a flashback of Copper and creamed his pants.

eDave 09-18-2016 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Couch-Potato (Post 12434093)
Anyone have a good live stream option?

Channel 40 on wiz

notorious 09-18-2016 12:57 PM

Okay, no penalty, just like it should be.

RINGLEADER 09-18-2016 12:58 PM

Tamba sighting.

Mr. Plow 09-18-2016 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 12434062)
All the Alex Smith lovers (other than Sandy vag) just lurking waiting for him to light it up....tears illuminated by the glow of their monitor

Bottle of lube on desk

Dorito crumbs on lips

LMAO


Just beating it real slow. Waiting for that perfect money shot.

tecumseh 09-18-2016 12:58 PM

Make it happen,D.

siberian khatru 09-18-2016 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Couch-Potato (Post 12434093)
Anyone have a good live stream option?

Not HD, but very stable for me: http://www.streamhd.eu/nfl/kansas-ci...stream-196.php

notorious 09-18-2016 12:58 PM

3 man rush.


Wide open WR.


GOOD JOB GUYS!!!!!

Candiru 09-18-2016 12:59 PM

****. No pressure

kc rush 09-18-2016 12:59 PM

Nice coverage.

carcosa 09-18-2016 12:59 PM

This game sucks hard

Rain Man 09-18-2016 12:59 PM

Let them out of a hole there.

RunKC 09-18-2016 12:59 PM

Quit playing zone and ****ing blitz Sutton

Rain Man 09-18-2016 12:59 PM

Jeff Allen was holding. How is he not hurt? I thought he was always hurt.

tecumseh 09-18-2016 01:00 PM

I'll take tht holding call.

Ming the Merciless 09-18-2016 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12434071)
Of course we want him to light it up. You don't?

Can u read? I'm posting....

Of course I want him to. Unfortunately Ive watched him since he was a rookie and I know how it will end.

That wasn't my point though...it was lurking..

There's a few people missing who wouldn't be missing if he were playing well. But of course you know that and your just being a ****

Candiru 09-18-2016 01:00 PM

1st and 20. Don't **** it up

siberian khatru 09-18-2016 01:00 PM

Man

TLO 09-18-2016 01:00 PM

Yawn

scho63 09-18-2016 01:00 PM

We aren't doing a damn thing right in this game

TribalElder 09-18-2016 01:00 PM

They aren't playing then I'm not watching

Getting beat by mannings lil step brother

eDave 09-18-2016 01:00 PM

Didn't blitz because it would have left a man open. Left a man open.

notorious 09-18-2016 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Candiru (Post 12434111)
1st and 20. Don't **** it up

Wait for it.......

TLO 09-18-2016 01:01 PM

INT that bro

RINGLEADER 09-18-2016 01:01 PM

Really hope KC comes out up-tempo no huddle. They're just a different team when they go aggressive...

Rain Man 09-18-2016 01:01 PM

Man, I thought Peters had that. I was about to taunt the Texans.

Ming the Merciless 09-18-2016 01:01 PM

Awww that was close to a pick

RunKC 09-18-2016 01:01 PM

Why is Tamba lining up as a slot CB?!?!

MIAdragon 09-18-2016 01:01 PM

**** Sutton

Baby Lee 09-18-2016 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Couch-Potato (Post 12434093)
Anyone have a good live stream option?

Evidently not. Everything I've tried today is inferior to 80s scrambled porn.

notorious 09-18-2016 01:01 PM

Nice play by Hopkins


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