Latos might be the biggest jackoff in baseball today. If he and Papelbon were ever on the same team, there's a good chance a hole in the earth would form due to the douche vacuum they would create.

Will Venable is past his prime but you could do worse as the LH side of a platoon. He has some nice power/speed tools and if you can pair him with a decent RH stick, you could probably get 600+ ABs of .770 OPS and 15 HRs/15SBs for your efforts.

We're not talking about a world-beater, but he'd could be a nice part on a winning team.

Yeah, I've always liked Venable. Thing, is we've got Dyson from the left side we could platoon. I've been looking for either a full-time RF or a RH platoon partner who's better than Orlando.

Couldn't remember where Dyson hit from.

I keep hoping the Cardinals will make a move for Darin Ruf. He's exactly the kind of guy you'd want to plug into a platoon with a guy like Venable, especially if you think he can hold up in the OF instead of just playing spot-duty out there.

Chris Denorfia is a guy I've pimped in the past as a RH platoon partner.

Biggest laugh I've had today was thinking about a douche vacuum event horizon. ROFL

I need to see if Hawking wil co-author a thesis.

I thought Dexter Fowler was also a free agent? He's not listed on that chart, yet it shows he is currently a FA?

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Living in the Rangers nation for many season, I observed that David Murphy was a very consistent, serviceable utility guy.

He is a FA. And here's a picture of his wife.

http://fabwags.com/wp-content/upload...iya_Fowler.jpg

I'd bring her in for a look, but we gotta work on them there eyebrows.

She could make Anthony ****ing Davis back down with those things

Giants

I bet her muff could double as a brillo pad.

The Giants signed Span.

Fowler's still out there.

That's right. Never mind I went dumbass route.