Hahah... about 1% of Americans give a shit about soccer. And it bumps up to 2.5% during World Cup.... then back down to 1%... in about 15 minutes from now.

Mom's basement? Is that your best smack? Jesus... you are losing it in your old age.

I "bandwaggoned" it for about 15 minutes once before being lulled into a long slumber from uber boredom.... I faked an injury, rolled around on the floor until I found my remote... and I was saved.

Cruel game indeed.

Just sit back and watch in wonder, as PZ the douchebag troll arises like the Phoenix as the civil rights champion!! Kind of like the shitty little brother who's slaping and kicking all the siblings under the table, then cries to mommy when someone so much as glares back at him.

Sniveling bitch.

I stand corrected. Nobody is pissed the United States lost to a poor African country.

You don't call both of them mommy? Doesn't that hurt one that looks like Patton Oswalt's feelings?

And I don't care what percent gives a shit about soccer. For ****'s sake, US soccer has 10x more, and 10x more committed fans than the Chiefs, who are a national joke, the Clippers, the Blues, aspiring to someday be the Cubs.

I care about soccer, have since I was 7. So go **** yourself, seriously, Fleshlight offers a nice array of teedub personal redemption devices. Leave your seed there, safe from sisters and cousins.

/nod

Wow. How the mighty have fallen. Your smack is horrible. Your smack used to be funny... those were the days.

Why didn't you ever show up in any of the other FIFA threads Ari?

You don't merit funny. Dickhead.

ROFL

Did you watch the replay? Guy gets up to his knees, watches the play for a couple seconds, then decides to roll on his back and play injured. Half their team was doing it...

Why the **** are you trolling? You think it makes you look cool to hate on soccer? LMAO

If you don't like it, stay the **** out of the thread. Pretty simple concept, really.

It's called a cramp.

That made no sense whatsoever. Who have I been kicking all this time? Who is the mommy who accused anybody of anything? Who is crying to anybody? Who is Baby Lees mom blowing under the table? So many questions.

Is THAT who that douchebag is? Figures, even a jawhawk isn't immune to the occasional ass pimple. It's just a shame that him and Collins' mutual high protein diet did the beakers in this year.

If you want to believe that, feel free. Nobody was stretching him, he casually rode the stretcher to the sideline, and immediately got back onto his feet. You're naive if you believe that was anything other than a ploy to kill time.