Matter has been told the report is not accurate.

TigerBoard is were all the posters are spawn of Prison Bitch, CoMo, and Hootie all wrapped into one.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I&#39;m told that report on Sonny Dykes signing with Missouri is incorrect</p>&mdash; Dave Matter (@Dave_Matter) <a href="https://twitter.com/Dave_Matter/status/672116968992952321">December 2, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Of course, the key word there is "signing."

When I go over there, I feel like I have to take a shower afterward.

When I go to Rock M Nation, I feel like I need to go to Bourbon Street afterward and drink and cuss and whore it up.

LMAO

Good point.

While not likely, this could be a ploy to get Cal to extend his contract. Would figure recruiting would suck asshole as a lame duck.

Can't say I'd be too enthused for Dykes.

Gabe at PowerMizzou has Willie Taggart of South Florida "Trending Up" on his Coaching Hot Board.

Now that seems like a Frank Haith hire.

I'd rather hire Sgt. Taggart from Beverly Hills Cop

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">As with <a href="https://twitter.com/Dave_Matter">@Dave_Matter</a>, I&#39;m hearing that the report Sonny Dykes is close to signing with Mizzou is not true.</p>&mdash; Tod Palmer (@todpalmer) <a href="https://twitter.com/todpalmer/status/672117676089585664">December 2, 2015</a></blockquote>
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I'd rather hire Dagny Taggart. We could become the first Objectivist football team.

Just a hunch, but I think the actual hire is somebody not expected at all.

I'd look at a squad playing this weekend for a hint.

So you're saying it's Gary Patterson?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sonny Dykes to Mizzou has not happened. That doesn’t mean it won’t happen. My understanding is the interview went well but no offer yet.</p>&mdash; Dieter Kurtenbach (@dkurtenbach) <a href="https://twitter.com/dkurtenbach/status/672122357285150720">December 2, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Note: He's the "Senior Staff Writer & talker @KNBR following the Warriors, 49ers, Giants, Stanford, Cal, and anything else interesting in Bay Area sports."

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Source tells me Barry Odom to Memphis looking good now. Think is going to happen.</p>&mdash; Chris Vernon (@ChrisVernonShow) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChrisVernonShow/status/672121326224596992">December 2, 2015</a></blockquote>
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