The Cleveland Steamers select potential injury...LaDanian Tomlinson, RB

The Tucson Tittie Twisters select Steven Jackson, RB

I forgot that Oklahoma City and Little Rock dropped out. Here are the new divisions:

East
2 bdeg: Philadelphia Battery Tossers
8 Ultra Peanut: Burlington Blue Barracudas
10 Fat Elvis: Cleveland Steamers
20 Big_Papa_029: Washington DC Comics
21 Bowser: Atlantic City Hitmen

Midwest
1 Chiefs=Good: Fort Wayne Dancers
5 Kyle Delexus/MWagg72: Kansas City Kings
7 rockio42: St. Louis Stallions
17 jwazzie: St. Louis Commodes

South
13 SCChief: Greenville Marauders
14 beach tribe: Memphis Malt Liquor
15 doomy3: Chattanooga Choo Choos
18 Rain Man: Bradenton Super-Manatees
19 Burger: Knoxville Kiffins

West
3 Sully: Honolulu Hulas
4 Chiefscafan: Los Angeles Purple Cobras
6 truebigdog: San Antonio Scorpions
11 Pestilenceaf23: Tucson Twisters
16 Hootie: Las Vegas Red Lights

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Round 1
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Peyton Manning, QB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Matt Ryan, QB
3. Honolulu Hulas - Adrian Peterson, RB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Chris Johnson, RB
5. KC Kings - Tom Brady, QB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Michael Turner, RB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Joe Thomas, LT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
9. Cleveland Steamers - Drew Brees, QB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Calvin Johnson, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - DeAngelo Williams, RB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Matt Cassel, QB
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Ben Roethlisberger, QB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Phillip Rivers, QB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Andre Johnson, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Demarcus Ware, OLB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Patrick Willis, ILB
18. Washington DC Comics - Shawne "roidman" Merriman
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Tony Romo, QB

Round 2
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Brian Westbrook, RB
18. Washington DC Comics - Ed Reed, FS
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Aaron Rodgers, QB
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Mario Williams, DE
15. St. Louis Commodes - Matt Forte, RB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Jared Allen, DE
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Roddy White, WR
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Will pick when they arrive.
11. Greenville Marauders- Jonathan Vilma, LB
10. Tuscon Tittie Twisters- Jay Cutler, QB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Randy Moss, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Eli Manning, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Jon Beason, ILB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Mathias Kiawanuka, DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Osi Umenyiora, DE
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - James Harrison OLB/DE
3. Honolulu Hulas - Jerrod Mayo MLB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Haloti Ngata NT
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Albert Haynesworth DT

Round 3
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Justin Tuck DE
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Ryan Clady, OT
3. Honolulu Hulas - Joe Flacco, QB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Terrell Suggs, OLB/DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Vince Wilfork, NT
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Carson Palmer, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Greg Jennings, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Richard Seymour, DE
9. Cleveland Steamers - LaDainian Tomlinson, RB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Stephen Jackson, RB

The Marauders are on the clock.

Marauders select Chad Pennington, QB, Miami

Round 1
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Peyton Manning, QB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Matt Ryan, QB
3. Honolulu Hulas - Adrian Peterson, RB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Chris Johnson, RB
5. KC Kings - Tom Brady, QB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Michael Turner, RB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Joe Thomas, LT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
9. Cleveland Steamers - Drew Brees, QB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Calvin Johnson, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - DeAngelo Williams, RB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Matt Cassel, QB
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Ben Roethlisberger, QB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Phillip Rivers, QB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Andre Johnson, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Demarcus Ware, OLB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Patrick Willis, ILB
18. Washington DC Comics - Shawne "roidman" Merriman
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Tony Romo, QB

Round 2
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Brian Westbrook, RB
18. Washington DC Comics - Ed Reed, FS
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Aaron Rodgers, QB
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Mario Williams, DE
15. St. Louis Commodes - Matt Forte, RB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Jared Allen, DE
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Roddy White, WR
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Will pick when they arrive.
11. Greenville Marauders- Jonathan Vilma, LB
10. Tuscon Tittie Twisters- Jay Cutler, QB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Randy Moss, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Eli Manning, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Jon Beason, ILB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Mathias Kiawanuka, DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Osi Umenyiora, DE
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - James Harrison OLB/DE
3. Honolulu Hulas - Jerrod Mayo MLB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Haloti Ngata NT
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Albert Haynesworth DT

Round 3
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Justin Tuck DE
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Ryan Clady, OT
3. Honolulu Hulas - Joe Flacco, QB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Terrell Suggs, OLB/DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Vince Wilfork, NT
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Carson Palmer, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Greg Jennings, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Richard Seymour, DE
9. Cleveland Steamers - LaDainian Tomlinson, RB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Stephen Jackson, RB
11. Greenville Marauders - Chad Pennington, QB

Memphis is up. I sent a PM, too.

Since they didn't pick in the second round, we'll give them 24 hours and then bring in a guest picker if they don't make their selection, just to keep them from falling behind.

The clock is ticking, beach tribe. Ticking, ticking, ticking, kind of like those clocks in your grandmother's house where everything is dead quiet except the clock and it's ticking, ticking, ticking, and you can hear only it and the blood in your ears, and you recognize that there's not much to do in this lonely house except listen to the passage of time and life.

That's pretty deep. And actually a little depressing.

Is it wrong that this makes me feel a little relieved that three of my grandparents are dead and the fourth is kind of estranged?

Seriously, I have memories of both of my grandparents' houses like that. You're in the house and it's utterly quiet and all you hear is tick, tick, tick, and you can't help but think about how depressing it would be to be old and retired and sitting in the house all day being constantly reminded of the passage of time. I will never have a clock in my house that ticks like that.

He whom we call Ghod of the Alternative Universe has spun me out of the darkness to select for the Memphis Malt Liquor, who apparently has been engaged in intensive taste tasting of the various options for his team's logo.

Without further ado.

Round 1
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Peyton Manning, QB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Matt Ryan, QB
3. Honolulu Hulas - Adrian Peterson, RB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Chris Johnson, RB
5. KC Kings - Tom Brady, QB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Michael Turner, RB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Joe Thomas, LT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
9. Cleveland Steamers - Drew Brees, QB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Calvin Johnson, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - DeAngelo Williams, RB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Matt Cassel, QB
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Ben Roethlisberger, QB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Phillip Rivers, QB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Andre Johnson, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Demarcus Ware, OLB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Patrick Willis, ILB
18. Washington DC Comics - Shawne "roidman" Merriman
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Tony Romo, QB

Round 2
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Brian Westbrook, RB
18. Washington DC Comics - Ed Reed, FS
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Aaron Rodgers, QB
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Mario Williams, DE
15. St. Louis Commodes - Matt Forte, RB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Jared Allen, DE
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Roddy White, WR
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Julius Peppers, DE/OLB
11. Greenville Marauders- Jonathan Vilma, LB
10. Tuscon Tittie Twisters- Jay Cutler, QB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Randy Moss, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Eli Manning, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Jon Beason, ILB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Mathias Kiawanuka, DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Osi Umenyiora, DE
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - James Harrison OLB/DE
3. Honolulu Hulas - Jerrod Mayo MLB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Haloti Ngata NT
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Albert Haynesworth DT

Round 3
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Justin Tuck DE
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Ryan Clady, OT
3. Honolulu Hulas - Joe Flacco, QB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Terrell Suggs, OLB/DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Vince Wilfork, NT
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Carson Palmer, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Greg Jennings, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Richard Seymour, DE
9. Cleveland Steamers - LaDainian Tomlinson, RB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Stephen Jackson, RB
11. Greenville Marauders - Chad Pennington, QB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Kevin Williams, DT

PM sent to Doomy3.

Chattanooga Choo Choos select Nnamdi Asomugha, CB

Round 1
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Peyton Manning, QB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Matt Ryan, QB
3. Honolulu Hulas - Adrian Peterson, RB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Chris Johnson, RB
5. KC Kings - Tom Brady, QB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Michael Turner, RB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Joe Thomas, LT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
9. Cleveland Steamers - Drew Brees, QB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Calvin Johnson, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - DeAngelo Williams, RB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Matt Cassel, QB
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Ben Roethlisberger, QB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Phillip Rivers, QB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Andre Johnson, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Demarcus Ware, OLB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Patrick Willis, ILB
18. Washington DC Comics - Shawne "roidman" Merriman
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Tony Romo, QB

Round 2
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Brian Westbrook, RB
18. Washington DC Comics - Ed Reed, FS
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Aaron Rodgers, QB
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Mario Williams, DE
15. St. Louis Commodes - Matt Forte, RB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Jared Allen, DE
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Roddy White, WR
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Julius Peppers, DE/OLB
11. Greenville Marauders- Jonathan Vilma, LB
10. Tuscon Tittie Twisters- Jay Cutler, QB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Randy Moss, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Eli Manning, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Jon Beason, ILB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Mathias Kiawanuka, DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Osi Umenyiora, DE
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - James Harrison OLB/DE
3. Honolulu Hulas - Jerrod Mayo MLB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Haloti Ngata NT
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Albert Haynesworth DT

Round 3
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Justin Tuck DE
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Ryan Clady, OT
3. Honolulu Hulas - Joe Flacco, QB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Terrell Suggs, OLB/DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Vince Wilfork, NT
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Carson Palmer, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Greg Jennings, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Richard Seymour, DE
9. Cleveland Steamers - LaDainian Tomlinson, RB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Stephen Jackson, RB
11. Greenville Marauders - Chad Pennington, QB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Kevin Williams, DT
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Nnamdi Asomugha, CB


PM Sent to Hootie

I don't see a PM asshole =)

Then you're not looking hard enough. And you're fast.