Donger parties in his garage in sleeveless T-shirts.

Seriously, Andreas, you're 42 years old. You're not going to lose weight. In fact, that beer gut will only get bigger. Your job at the grammar school maintenance department doesn't allow much physical exercise and since you've a child, you don't have time to work out.

Not only will you gain weight in the future, you'll continue to see your hair recede. Currently, you're grasping at what little hair you have at your hairline and combing it forward. More of a comb forward than a comb over. Shave it all off or comb it differently - anyone with a brain can see the five-head between your thin hairs.

On top of that, you're ugly. Your ears are asymmetric, your nose is crooked, you've got a fat neck, and you never quite shut your mouth. You're an ugly mouth breather. I'd probably put money on your mother drinking while you were developing if a bookie offered odds.

With all that said, we could hope you are hiding some intelligence behind your prognathic appearance. Unfortunately, you are an imbecile as well as being fat, lazy, and ugly. You make frequent grammar and spelling mistakes. You can't quite tell that the entire board thinks you are a troglodyte.

If I were you, I would delete my profile and quietly lurk for Chiefs news. Your Chiefs fanaticism is really all you've got going for you.

Oh my.

I really enjoy reading all the posts in this thread. For this I :clap:
:D

Fightin' words.

I have no idea what's gone on in the first 250 posts of this thread, but for what it's worth...

Our average daily number of logged in users was 922 in September 2010, compared to 943 in September 2009. In other words, there were more people around at this point last year than there have been this year. It's possible that more n00bs are actually talking instead of lurking this year, but they have been around.

I don't go to parties.

You let the parties come to you...amiright?

No. Believe it or not, I'm not really a very people-person type individual.

So do the chicks like when you flex your big muscles with that t, cutoff dan?

15 yard pentalty. He's Giving him the business down there~


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Tayshaun Prince fan. #22 with the Pistons. Thats was what I first came up with a long time ago. I wish I could change it to something else

Submit your new name for our approval. If it's good enough, Phobia will change it for you.

QuikSurfersCat??? I kid I kid. I'm walking out the door. I'll post something later.

Flachief58 reproduced? Do us a favor and wrap it up man. It's never too late.

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